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"Unfortunate incident involving me, 2litres od Coke and a Knife"

Was unpacking some shopping today and was using a Stanley knife to cut through that piece of plastic that holds the 2 pack of 2litre Cokes together, accidently cut through one of the bottles and the bottle sort of exploded with the Coke going all over the kitchen, running down the wall, fridge etc, soaking me, and making everything sticky in general. 'Twas quite a sight.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Damn thrush

Actually its varicose veins

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

EDIT: I was laughing at the "ruffles hair" / "damn thrush" comment ...

English_Bloke wrote:
> Young lady?
> She's like 40! Oh, young to you

*slaps EB*

English_Bloke wrote:
> *Ruffles hair*
*****

*parks on foot*

Damn thrush

I stand (or rather sit) corrected then Tim! :p
EB on the other hand.....

*Ruffles hair*

Oh, my aching sides.

Etc.

Young lady?
She's like 40! Oh, young to you

That hurt. I give money to charity by direct debit, I'l have you know young lady.