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Camel spiders.
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long.
If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.
These are spiders found daily in Iraq by our troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these b*****ds in your tent!
[URL]http://timmargh.net/files/camel_spider.jpg[/URL] for a picture - the one on the bottom is eating the one on the top.
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long.
If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.
These are spiders found daily in Iraq by our troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these b*****ds in your tent!
[URL]http://timmargh.net/files/camel_spider.jpg[/URL] for a picture - the one on the bottom is eating the one on the top.
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har!
I'd love to see Steve Irwin tackling one of them.
"The little blighters just paralysed my entire left side and I think he's getting a little angry. WHOO, danger. I'd better just flick it with my finger and then put it into the sunlight here. Y'alright mate, y'alright. Whoo, can you see that? He's on my face the little devil! Up close you can really appreciate what a beautiful creture he really is. What a beut!"
"The little blighters just paralysed my entire left side and I think he's getting a little angry. WHOO, danger. I'd better just flick it with my finger and then put it into the sunlight here. Y'alright mate, y'alright. Whoo, can you see that? He's on my face the little devil! Up close you can really appreciate what a beautiful creture he really is. What a beut!"
Ju§t Tinkª wrote:
> If it's nocturnal what the hell is it doing in the middle of a desert
> in the day?
Being caught by soldiers perhaps? :D
> If it's nocturnal what the hell is it doing in the middle of a desert
> in the day?
Being caught by soldiers perhaps? :D
Nah, he didnt make them like that. Evolution has ,ade them that way. Evolution is a cruel fight for survival. Lets be blunt. If they weren't like that, they woul be extinct.
Gods reasoning for making these monsters is truelly cruel. Why does he forsake us?!
scary stuff, not as scary as my old German teacher though...
Heh, I know. Chill.
I wont allow something like that to exist y'see....
I wont allow something like that to exist y'see....
Ju§t Tinkª wrote:
> Uh, screaming spiders.
>
> Now I've heard it all.
>
> *Shivers* yeeurghh
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Try reading the rest of the thread...
"Sorry - I was just quoting an email I received."
That's OK, Timmargh, nobody is blaming you. Just be careful who you play with in future, I don't want to have to tell your parents.
> Uh, screaming spiders.
>
> Now I've heard it all.
>
> *Shivers* yeeurghh
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Try reading the rest of the thread...
"Sorry - I was just quoting an email I received."
That's OK, Timmargh, nobody is blaming you. Just be careful who you play with in future, I don't want to have to tell your parents.
They do look a little suspect, but fake or not, I wouldn't go near them just in case they were real!
:¬P
Oh and look at the size of one of the bottom legs of the bottom spider. Well bigger than the other.
*Still suspicious*
Oh and look at the size of one of the bottom legs of the bottom spider. Well bigger than the other.
*Still suspicious*
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