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"I met a man today"

And then I had sex with him.


Actually, no, I didn't.
He was a friend of the family, y'see.

Anyway I found out he wasn't the sharpest knife in the box, in fact he was as blunt as a mallet. I offered him a cigarrette and the dialogue went as follows:

Me - "You want a cigarrette?"
Man - "Is there tobacco in it?"
Me - "No, just nicotine."
Man - "Okay then, as long as there is no tobacco."

And he was serious.
Stupid people should be shot, eh?

Your not missing out neting it stinkin n a bit of adviced do it drink milk afterwards, there not a good combination.

Unless you get tickets from a petrol station that contains benzine which is cancerous and is present once in every hundred bits of petrol.

*smug*

Cub!st wrote:
> I've never smoked before and even I knew that. Actually, now I think
> about it I've never even tried smoking *feels left out*.

Why? What's there to be left out about?

I've never tried it, I'm planning on trying it. When you get *older* you realise that it isn't cool to smoke, and that it's just a waste of money, especially if you're planning on going to Uni.

Plus it's something you can feel proud about, nobody laughs at you, just proves that you've got more will power than most other people.

> I'll have to try it sometime
> though. I am feeling the need to exercise all my rights as a 16 year
> old.

Play the lottery, far more beneficial than smoking, it doesn't give you cancer.

Almost all my friends do it. And drink too.

Then they complain about having no money while I have plenty. Well, not plenty, but enough. More than them.

Damn addict scumbags.

Memorandum! wrote:
> No-one's ever offered me a cigarette. I feel sad. Not that I'd have
> smoked it anyway, it's disgusting.
>
> I have been offered something else to smoke though.

Ohhh so you've been offered to puff the magic dragon, smoke the hemp, blow the wacky backy and additional generic name for Cannabis.

Oooh *INNUENDO*

...

No-one's ever offered me a cigarette. I feel sad. Not that I'd have smoked it anyway, it's disgusting.

I have been offered something else to smoke though.

I've never smoked before and even I knew that. Actually, now I think about it I've never even tried smoking *feels left out*. I remember being offered once when I was sobre but I said no. Then later when I was drunk in the club I asked if I could take her up on that smoke then but X said X wouldn't get off with me if I did. Buh, does it really taste that bad to kiss a smoker? I'll have to try it sometime though. I am feeling the need to exercise all my rights as a 16 year old.

Forest Fan wrote:
> RoJ wrote:
> And then I had sex with him.
>
>
> Actually, no, I didn't.

You're stupid, FF.

Simple. As. That.

You must be one of the kind of people RoJ is poking fun at in the original post.

Heh, thats a good one.