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"I met a man today"

And then I had sex with him.


Actually, no, I didn't.
He was a friend of the family, y'see.

Anyway I found out he wasn't the sharpest knife in the box, in fact he was as blunt as a mallet. I offered him a cigarrette and the dialogue went as follows:

Me - "You want a cigarrette?"
Man - "Is there tobacco in it?"
Me - "No, just nicotine."
Man - "Okay then, as long as there is no tobacco."

And he was serious.
Stupid people should be shot, eh?

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Cub!st wrote:
> Ohhh so you've been offered to puff the magic dragon, smoke the hemp,
> blow the wacky backy and additional generic name for Cannabis.

Sorry to hurt your feelings, stud boy, but those aren't "generic" terms for anything. They're slang and colloquial terms. Tsk.

It happens occationaly. I banged my elbow.

H²O wrote:
> My thoughts too.

Thoughts? You!?
:P

My thoughts too.

You had sex with a man!?

I should point out here that I don't smoke, but we were at a funeral and cigarrettes calm the nerves.

Ju§t Tinkª wrote:
> Unless you get tickets from a petrol station that contains benzine
> which is cancerous and is present once in every hundred bits of
> petrol.
>
> *smug*

Or simply consume too much toothpaste. Fluroide is a derivative of Fluorine, which can melt bone and teeth.

phi11ip wrote:
> Play the lottery, far more beneficial than smoking, it doesn't give
> you cancer.

I agree. Or else you can keep your £1 since statistics suggest that you are more likely to get hit by lighting than win the lottery.
But then, 73% of statistics are made up..