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"Things I've done today"

I changed my name to either "Terry" or 'Gen Eric'
I bought 'ashleyolsen.co.uk' but then I realized I like Mary-Kate better, so I bought mary-kateolsen.co.uk as well.
I did some stunts Matrix style with some idiot-fools and a camcorder. That was stupid, but we ended up drinking Becks in the mid-afternoon sunlight, which was fun.
Then Tim said "I am sock" so I laughed.
Then I hoped The Wal would turn up, but he didn't.

End.

You weren't drinking Becks, you were bonging with your bong-mates.

*Reads a book AND posts a message*

9 posts, 4 of which are yours Forest Fan. Go read a book quietly

Ahaha.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Oi.

No it's true, he was all like "Nash-boy, eat this bitta fish, and I'll turn into a naked Mary-Kate Olsen, with her hair done properly and everything." And I was like "*weeples* It's not fair, but I say no."

Then Mary-Kate turned up and asked me if I wanted to marry her, so I said "Yeah k"

Presidenté Nash wrote:
> Yeah, while I was in the garden Satan tried to tempt me with some
> fish, but I was all like "Get lost Satan, no tempting me."
> Then I socked him one.

Oi.

Which Jonathan?

Yeah, while I was in the garden Satan tried to tempt me with some fish, but I was all like "Get lost Satan, no tempting me." Then I socked him one.

I'm jelous of your life.

No wait, I'm not.

You must be tired.

A full life then...