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"Things I've done today"

I changed my name to either "Terry" or 'Gen Eric'
I bought 'ashleyolsen.co.uk' but then I realized I like Mary-Kate better, so I bought mary-kateolsen.co.uk as well.
I did some stunts Matrix style with some idiot-fools and a camcorder. That was stupid, but we ended up drinking Becks in the mid-afternoon sunlight, which was fun.
Then Tim said "I am sock" so I laughed.
Then I hoped The Wal would turn up, but he didn't.

End.

Who cares?
I got mine.

*Smokes*

Colourless wrote:
> People came over this afternoon. Went swimming. One girl's right
> breast fell out of her bikini.

Sorry guys. I just remembered. It was the left one. Of course from where I was, it was on the right. Sorry if I've messed up your imaginations...

She is indeed tasty...*Dreams*

Colourless wrote:
> Went to church this morning.
>
> People came over this afternoon. Went swimming. One girl's right
> breast fell out of her bikini. Ate pork.
>
Worth the exertion?

> Watched "Intolerable Cruelty." I don't care if she's
> "old," Catherine Zeta-Jones is hot.

She most definitely is. It is the whole kind of haughty look that does it. I think.

Went to church this morning.

People came over this afternoon. Went swimming. One girl's right breast fell out of her bikini. Ate pork.

Watched "Intolerable Cruelty." I don't care if she's "old," Catherine Zeta-Jones is hot.

Presidenté Nash wrote:
> I changed my name to 'Gen Eric'

I can't believe you ripped me off, Nash.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Didn't read the Bible actually just now.
*****
Was it "Preaching for Dummies"?

"Then I hoped The Wal would turn up, but he didn't."

Sorry, The Wal was busy today. I just found out everyone who was out the other night got the poopies from that curry. I only had rice so I was saved. Huzzah!

Didn't read the Bible actually just now.

Forest Fan reads, quotes and posts from his bible all at the same time