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"What Easter Eggs are really about"

Did you know that Easter Eggs - you know, the chocolate wonders we all love has a meaning.

When you crack open a easter egg, all there is inside it is... well nothing. This is because when People opened up Jesus's tomb they found that jesus was not there. Its the same as opening a easter egg and nothing is there.

So remember that Easter Eggs do have a meaning - Jesus rose from the dead!

Stridman™ wrote:
> Stridman™ wrote:
> How do you explain the non - hollow easter egg my brother got then?
> Is that supposed to mean something, is Jesus still in that tomb, was
> he just hiding behind a rock when they went to find him?
>
> God knows......
>
> *Curses brother's egg*
>
>
> ........And when you eat the egg, dont you think that means something
> too?
> Lets look at it in MY view:
>
> Easter Egg = Tomb
> Hollow Egg = Jesus is inside
> My brother eats the egg meaning.....
> My brother ate Jesus.
>
> The End.


Hollow = Nothing Inside

You wrote, Hollow Egg = Jesus is inside

Don't you mean he has been brought back from the dead?

Stridman™ wrote:
> How do you explain the non - hollow easter egg my brother got then?
> Is that supposed to mean something, is Jesus still in that tomb, was
> he just hiding behind a rock when they went to find him?
>
> God knows......
>
> *Curses brother's egg*


........And when you eat the egg, dont you think that means something too?
Lets look at it in MY view:

Easter Egg = Tomb
Non - Hollow Egg = Jesus is inside
My brother eats the egg meaning.....
My brother ate Jesus.

The End.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> did that egg have bones in?

I didn't eat it.....though, my bro is making a rather weird noise and wont let go of his neck. Must be a sore throat...

What if a rat got onto the production line. Wow some kid would get a big surprise when he opened his easter egg. I wonder what deep meaning that would hold...

did that egg have bones in?

How do you explain the non - hollow easter egg my brother got then?
Is that supposed to mean something, is Jesus still in that tomb, was he just hiding behind a rock when they went to find him?

God knows......

*Curses brother's egg*

Thanks Borat

that's the funniest thing you've ever posted cubist :)

Der Nazi wrote:
> Jmaul wrote:
> Der Nazi wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> What about cream eggs? Was jesus getting his freak on in that cave?
>
> That is disgusting and wrong.
>
> Your totaly rite. Cub!st please stop being sick
>
> Oh, wait, he's found a bucket to vomit into. How convenient.

Buh, prudes. I bet jesus did choke the chicken. He certainly wouldn't have gotten any girls with his shaggy appearance, all that preaching and lets not forget his magic tricks.

Fiery Salamander wrote:
> Who cares about jesus?
>
> *goes to gorge himself with easter eggs*

I thought exactly the same thing. And then did the same thing for that matter.