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If you have not yet successfully completed numero uno then you must go forth and try ...
If not...
Then prepare yourself for 2
'El questionarrio gingario'
1) If you was to be a monkey - what type would you be and what colour =
2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one would you let live (toughie toughie) =
3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep balance? =
4) Who would you rather date it doesnt matter if you are straight bisexual homosexual or polysexual answer ALL .... between
Meatloaf or Elton John =
David hasselhof or Michael Douglass =
Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage =
Pamela Anderson or Jordan =
Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? =
5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the above and why =
6) What would you take and why? =
7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you most like to enforce? =
8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is famous who would it be? =
9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent. Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in any way?=
10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario' ...
11) Sit and wait for numero tres if you can be bothered.......
If not...
Then prepare yourself for 2
'El questionarrio gingario'
1) If you was to be a monkey - what type would you be and what colour =
2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one would you let live (toughie toughie) =
3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep balance? =
4) Who would you rather date it doesnt matter if you are straight bisexual homosexual or polysexual answer ALL .... between
Meatloaf or Elton John =
David hasselhof or Michael Douglass =
Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage =
Pamela Anderson or Jordan =
Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? =
5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the above and why =
6) What would you take and why? =
7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you most like to enforce? =
8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is famous who would it be? =
9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent. Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in any way?=
10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario' ...
11) Sit and wait for numero tres if you can be bothered.......
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Edgy wrote:
>
> 8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is
> famous who would it be? =
>
> Jesus. I've got a few questions for him..
me too :)
>
> 10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario'
> ...
>
> If you were a spoon, what flavour yoghurt would you like to be dipped
> in?
>
> And why?
Strawberry! because it i feckin nice, it would hidrate my metallic goodness and make me smell as sweet as pie! OOOOO i want it
>
> 8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is
> famous who would it be? =
>
> Jesus. I've got a few questions for him..
me too :)
>
> 10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario'
> ...
>
> If you were a spoon, what flavour yoghurt would you like to be dipped
> in?
>
> And why?
Strawberry! because it i feckin nice, it would hidrate my metallic goodness and make me smell as sweet as pie! OOOOO i want it
Lil Ginge wrote:
> If you have not yet successfully completed numero uno then you must go
> forth and try ...
>
>
> If not...
>
> Then prepare yourself for 2
>
> 'El questionarrio gingario'
>
> 1) If you was to be a monkey - what type would you be and what colour
> = One of those big moody ba**ard ones.
>
> 2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one
> would you let live (toughie toughie) = I hate meatloaf's music and like him, i like elton johns music and hate him, i can't decide.
>
> 3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land
> on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep
> balance? = I'm not even going to try it
>
> 4) Who would you rather date it doesnt matter if you are straight
> bisexual homosexual or polysexual answer ALL .... between
>
> Meatloaf or Elton John = Elton john so i could slap him for being such a git.
>
> David hasselhof or Michael Douglass = David hasslehoff, i grew up watching nightrider
>
> Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage = lilly
>
> Pamela Anderson or Jordan = pamela anderson
>
> Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? = Kelly osbourne
>
> 5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the
> above and why = Kelly osbourne, i could have some fun with her
>
> 6) What would you take and why? = God knows.
>
> 7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you
> most like to enforce? = Criminals do not have the human rights act to protect them
>
> 8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is
> famous who would it be? = Audrey hepburn
>
> 9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent.
> Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in
> any way?= why do you ask me to do these strange things that hurt me, youre mean
>
> 10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario'
> ...
>
>
> 11) Sit and wait for numero tres if you can be bothered....... i will i am that bored
> If you have not yet successfully completed numero uno then you must go
> forth and try ...
>
>
> If not...
>
> Then prepare yourself for 2
>
> 'El questionarrio gingario'
>
> 1) If you was to be a monkey - what type would you be and what colour
> = One of those big moody ba**ard ones.
>
> 2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one
> would you let live (toughie toughie) = I hate meatloaf's music and like him, i like elton johns music and hate him, i can't decide.
>
> 3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land
> on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep
> balance? = I'm not even going to try it
>
> 4) Who would you rather date it doesnt matter if you are straight
> bisexual homosexual or polysexual answer ALL .... between
>
> Meatloaf or Elton John = Elton john so i could slap him for being such a git.
>
> David hasselhof or Michael Douglass = David hasslehoff, i grew up watching nightrider
>
> Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage = lilly
>
> Pamela Anderson or Jordan = pamela anderson
>
> Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? = Kelly osbourne
>
> 5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the
> above and why = Kelly osbourne, i could have some fun with her
>
> 6) What would you take and why? = God knows.
>
> 7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you
> most like to enforce? = Criminals do not have the human rights act to protect them
>
> 8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is
> famous who would it be? = Audrey hepburn
>
> 9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent.
> Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in
> any way?= why do you ask me to do these strange things that hurt me, youre mean
>
> 10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario'
> ...
>
>
> 11) Sit and wait for numero tres if you can be bothered....... i will i am that bored
..::CGJ::.. wrote:
> Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? = Dog
I don't care if she's a minger or not, you'd rather have sex with a dog that never washes and probably has all sorts 'in there,' than have sex with a relativly clean human.
Yes.
You worry me.
> Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? = Dog
I don't care if she's a minger or not, you'd rather have sex with a dog that never washes and probably has all sorts 'in there,' than have sex with a relativly clean human.
Yes.
You worry me.
1) If you was to be a monkey - what type would you be and what colour = I would be a jet black baboon.
2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one would you let live (toughie toughie) = Meatloaf
3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep balance? =
Despite me having the height disadvantage, I did a nice impression of the leaning tower of pisa (sp?)
4) Who would you rather date it doesnt matter if you are straight bisexual homosexual or polysexual answer ALL .... between
Meatloaf or Elton John = Meatloaf
David hasselhof or Michael Douglass = Hasselhof
Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage = Lilly Savage
Pamela Anderson or Jordan = Jordan
Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? = Kelly Osborne (she may look like a sunday roast, but she's still a person...or DOOSH BAG! :P
5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the above and why = Jordan - although I'm actually put off by her fake bazookas, I think I'd feel better with her around...with her experience of the jungle and all. She'd have to wash off the Peter Andre smell first though.
6) What would you take and why? =
A lifetime's supply of food.
7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you most like to enforce? =
I would enforce a new law that doesn't allow people to preach in British streets on how the British must die.
8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is famous who would it be? =
Jesus. I've got a few questions for him...
9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent. Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in any way?=
My back clicked...feels a little more flexible now. I feel quite stimulated. Infact...I feel like I'm in the mood...for dancing...romancing...lala
10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario' ...
If you were a spoon, what flavour yoghurt would you like to be dipped in?
And why?
11) Sit and wait for numero tres if you can be bothered.......
2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one would you let live (toughie toughie) = Meatloaf
3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep balance? =
Despite me having the height disadvantage, I did a nice impression of the leaning tower of pisa (sp?)
4) Who would you rather date it doesnt matter if you are straight bisexual homosexual or polysexual answer ALL .... between
Meatloaf or Elton John = Meatloaf
David hasselhof or Michael Douglass = Hasselhof
Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage = Lilly Savage
Pamela Anderson or Jordan = Jordan
Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? = Kelly Osborne (she may look like a sunday roast, but she's still a person...or DOOSH BAG! :P
5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the above and why = Jordan - although I'm actually put off by her fake bazookas, I think I'd feel better with her around...with her experience of the jungle and all. She'd have to wash off the Peter Andre smell first though.
6) What would you take and why? =
A lifetime's supply of food.
7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you most like to enforce? =
I would enforce a new law that doesn't allow people to preach in British streets on how the British must die.
8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is famous who would it be? =
Jesus. I've got a few questions for him...
9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent. Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in any way?=
My back clicked...feels a little more flexible now. I feel quite stimulated. Infact...I feel like I'm in the mood...for dancing...romancing...lala
10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario' ...
If you were a spoon, what flavour yoghurt would you like to be dipped in?
And why?
11) Sit and wait for numero tres if you can be bothered.......
Lil Ginge wrote:
> O YOU WANT CHALLENGING! Ok ... stand up right. Start to slide your
> legs apart as far as you can without tipping over and leaning on the
> floor intill vital... end up so you are in full splits then lay your
> chest flat on the ground and roll forward..
*Dies*
Just the thought of it hurts my... area.
> O YOU WANT CHALLENGING! Ok ... stand up right. Start to slide your
> legs apart as far as you can without tipping over and leaning on the
> floor intill vital... end up so you are in full splits then lay your
> chest flat on the ground and roll forward..
*Dies*
Just the thought of it hurts my... area.
Azul wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> any way? = Not injured, didn't help. C'mon, when's the slightly
> challenging stuff?
O YOU WANT CHALLENGING! Ok ... stand up right. Start to slide your legs apart as far as you can without tipping over and leaning on the floor intill vital... end up so you are in full splits then lay your chest flat on the ground and roll forward..
I can do that... Challenging ball boy? *bows too*
>
> 10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario'
> ...
>
> Erm. Is the glass half empty, or half full? Has the cake been 3/4
> eaten, or is there a quarter left?
half full of course! .... quarter left :(
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> any way? = Not injured, didn't help. C'mon, when's the slightly
> challenging stuff?
O YOU WANT CHALLENGING! Ok ... stand up right. Start to slide your legs apart as far as you can without tipping over and leaning on the floor intill vital... end up so you are in full splits then lay your chest flat on the ground and roll forward..
I can do that... Challenging ball boy? *bows too*
>
> 10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario'
> ...
>
> Erm. Is the glass half empty, or half full? Has the cake been 3/4
> eaten, or is there a quarter left?
half full of course! .... quarter left :(
Lil Ginge wrote:
1) If you was to be a monkey - what type would you be and what colour
= Erm. Cheeky monkey. I don't know many types. And I'd be white, probably.
2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one
would you let live (toughie toughie) = Hmm, extremely tough. Meatloaf, but only only only just. By like, 0.000000000000000000000000000000001%.
3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land
on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep
balance? = Yes yes yes. Amateurish stuff.
4) Who would you rather date it doesnt matter if you are straight
bisexual homosexual or polysexual answer ALL .... between
Meatloaf or Elton John = Oh good God. Err. Hmm. Elton John. Yes, I'd like to date Elton John.
Oh good God.
David hasselhof or Michael Douglass = Michael Douglas. Because he's funny when he wants to be.
Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage = Lilly Savage. Again, for the comedy factor.
Pamela Anderson or Jordan = Pamela Anderson. Definitely. At least she has a personality, and isn't a slapper. Miaow, etc.
Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? = Kelly Osbourne.
5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the
above and why = Jordan. She can double as a life raft.
6) What would you take and why? = A machete, to cut wood and stuff. I'm a survivalist at heart.
7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you
most like to enforce? = All English people must pray to the Scots every day, and when they see a Scot, they must bow before them. Also, Scots get all privilidges and stuff.
8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is
famous who would it be? = Tough one. I'll think about this one, there's so many, really.
9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent.
Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in
any way? = Not injured, didn't help. C'mon, when's the slightly challenging stuff?
10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario'
...
Erm. Is the glass half empty, or half full? Has the cake been 3/4 eaten, or is there a quarter left?
1) If you was to be a monkey - what type would you be and what colour
= Erm. Cheeky monkey. I don't know many types. And I'd be white, probably.
2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one
would you let live (toughie toughie) = Hmm, extremely tough. Meatloaf, but only only only just. By like, 0.000000000000000000000000000000001%.
3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land
on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep
balance? = Yes yes yes. Amateurish stuff.
4) Who would you rather date it doesnt matter if you are straight
bisexual homosexual or polysexual answer ALL .... between
Meatloaf or Elton John = Oh good God. Err. Hmm. Elton John. Yes, I'd like to date Elton John.
Oh good God.
David hasselhof or Michael Douglass = Michael Douglas. Because he's funny when he wants to be.
Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage = Lilly Savage. Again, for the comedy factor.
Pamela Anderson or Jordan = Pamela Anderson. Definitely. At least she has a personality, and isn't a slapper. Miaow, etc.
Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? = Kelly Osbourne.
5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the
above and why = Jordan. She can double as a life raft.
6) What would you take and why? = A machete, to cut wood and stuff. I'm a survivalist at heart.
7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you
most like to enforce? = All English people must pray to the Scots every day, and when they see a Scot, they must bow before them. Also, Scots get all privilidges and stuff.
8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is
famous who would it be? = Tough one. I'll think about this one, there's so many, really.
9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent.
Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in
any way? = Not injured, didn't help. C'mon, when's the slightly challenging stuff?
10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario'
...
Erm. Is the glass half empty, or half full? Has the cake been 3/4 eaten, or is there a quarter left?
ADD QUESTION: If you could change anything in this world, whould would it be? That disney land is not in the Uk....
It would be in my garden.
It would be in my garden.
1) If you was to be a monkey - what type would you be and what colour = Ape, Black.
2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one would you let live (toughie toughie) = Meatloaf. Any day. Like a bat out of hell
3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep balance? = Um. No
4) Who would you rather meet for a drink?:
Meatloaf or Elton John = MeatLoaf
David hasselhof or Michael Douglass = Who?
Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage = ...
Pamela Anderson or Jordan = Jordon
Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? = Dog
5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the above and why = Jordon. Keep me entertained....
6) What would you take and why? = A house preferably
7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you most like to enforce? = No smoking or chewing gum at anytime
8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is famous who would it be? = Owen Hart
9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent. Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in any way?= Ouch
10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario' ...
ADD QUESTION: If you could change anything in this world, whould would it be?
2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one would you let live (toughie toughie) = Meatloaf. Any day. Like a bat out of hell
3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep balance? = Um. No
4) Who would you rather meet for a drink?:
Meatloaf or Elton John = MeatLoaf
David hasselhof or Michael Douglass = Who?
Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage = ...
Pamela Anderson or Jordan = Jordon
Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? = Dog
5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the above and why = Jordon. Keep me entertained....
6) What would you take and why? = A house preferably
7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you most like to enforce? = No smoking or chewing gum at anytime
8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is famous who would it be? = Owen Hart
9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent. Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in any way?= Ouch
10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario' ...
ADD QUESTION: If you could change anything in this world, whould would it be?
If you have not yet successfully completed numero uno then you must go forth and try ...
If not...
Then prepare yourself for 2
'El questionarrio gingario'
1) If you was to be a monkey - what type would you be and what colour =
2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one would you let live (toughie toughie) =
3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep balance? =
4) Who would you rather date it doesnt matter if you are straight bisexual homosexual or polysexual answer ALL .... between
Meatloaf or Elton John =
David hasselhof or Michael Douglass =
Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage =
Pamela Anderson or Jordan =
Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? =
5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the above and why =
6) What would you take and why? =
7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you most like to enforce? =
8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is famous who would it be? =
9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent. Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in any way?=
10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario' ...
11) Sit and wait for numero tres if you can be bothered.......
If not...
Then prepare yourself for 2
'El questionarrio gingario'
1) If you was to be a monkey - what type would you be and what colour =
2) If you had to choose between Meatloaf and Elton John which one would you let live (toughie toughie) =
3) Stand on one leg.... can you hop twice swap leg in air then land on other leg with a spectacular butt wiggle? If so did you keep balance? =
4) Who would you rather date it doesnt matter if you are straight bisexual homosexual or polysexual answer ALL .... between
Meatloaf or Elton John =
David hasselhof or Michael Douglass =
Dame Edna Average or Lilly Savage =
Pamela Anderson or Jordan =
Kelly Osborne or Kelly Osbornes dog? =
5) If you was on a desert Island who would you take with you from the above and why =
6) What would you take and why? =
7) If you had a chance to be prime minister what new law would you most like to enforce? =
8) If you could bring back anyone who has passed before us who is famous who would it be? =
9) Sit on floor with legs bent - lay backwards with legs still bent. Lift ass and keep legs bent... Are you injured and did it help you in any way?=
10) Add some random questionarios for 'El questionarrio gingario' ...
11) Sit and wait for numero tres if you can be bothered.......
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