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"Masturbation!!"

New research has found that frequent mastubation and ejaculation can dramatically lower the risk of prostrate cancer.


Oh, dear, I had to edit the post people some people are too mature to enjoy it!
Pity, but I don't want to spend the rest of the evening arguing with morons.

Anyway I can't find a link for the masturbation thing so here are some other assorted health stories:

Junk food ad ban:
[URL] http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3586585.stm [/URL]

BSE in humans:
[URL] http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3607213.stm [/URL]

As if you really care..

So I've heard

No prostate cancer for me then

About as amusing as being spanked with daddies favourite slipper.

"Too mature to find it funny."

Um, it doesn't matter how immature you are. It was about as funny as a cold kitchen floor tile.

RoJ wrote:
> Yeh, like how to avoid getting in arguments with gimps like yourself.

Oh God, I'm not even going to bother...

Gimps have rubber balls and leather/latex masks withs zips on the front.

You left your mask at mine Phil. I'll drop it round in the morning.

Yeh, like how to avoid getting in arguments with gimps like yourself.

In that case you've got a lot to learn in life.

Yes, I am.
Duh.

RoJ wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> Did anyone ever tell you that you're not funny?
>
> Did anyone ever tell you that you're a gimp?

You're calling ~me~ a gimp?!

Ha.

phi11ip wrote:
> Did anyone ever tell you that you're not funny?

Harhaerhahfhahrahr