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"If you where stuck on an island..."

if you where stuck on a deserted island, what 3 things would you take with you? original suggestions are appreciated :-)

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Ever the survivalist.
>
> 1) A multifunction knife.
> 2) A magnifying glass. (fire)
> 3) Fishing line (the hook for the line comes from the knife)
>
> Sure all you lot, *take* your luxury items. When your rotting meat in
> the hot sun, I'll be alive. :)

well i can dine on either kelly or britney when i'm hungry.

It will be a good incentive for them to up the performance! lol

UPGRADE wrote:
> 1: pamela anderson to keep my animal instincts under control and then
> if i get bored of the sex or the island she could double up as a
> raft
>

Oh well i'd rather jump of a cliff on the island, rather than die a slow painful death from untreated hepatitis you would contract!

or you could just hold your breath-to-death!

Fooly Cooly wrote:
> but then I would need constant supply of bullets :) I'll make myself
> some stone age weapons

When the bullets run out, you could just make your own weapons up, though.

but then I would need constant supply of bullets :) I'll make myself some stone age weapons

Fooly Cooly wrote:
> probably a decent knife, something I could collect rain water in and
> umm perhaps another knife you can never have enough knives, a man
> with two knives is a happy man indeed. I'm sure with these I'll stand
> a better chance of surviving

Or you could just bring a gun.

Very_Metal wrote:
> 1) forest fan
> 2) a shotgun
> 3) a boat

Shouldn't that be:

1) forest fan
2) a very advanced, painful execution kit (including chainsaw, barbed wire and crowbar)
3) a boat ?

probably a decent knife, something I could collect rain water in and umm perhaps another knife you can never have enough knives, a man with two knives is a happy man indeed. I'm sure with these I'll stand a better chance of surviving

Cub!st wrote:
> That magnifying glass wouldn't be much help if your island was in the
> outer hebrides (sp?) Some of them are completely unpopulated, tiny
> and soaking wet nearly every day. Fun, fun, fun!

Picky. ;)

Apart from Food, water and all that, I'd take:

1) A Playstation 2 in a bag with lots of games in the bag too and an elecrical supply in the bag aswell. (ha ha that only counts as one item!)

2) The girl of my dreams who knows how to navigate a boat and has a bag full of condoms in her pocket (ha ha that only counts as one item!)

3) A boat (so I can leave the island after lots of sex)