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"Something annoying happened on Saturday..."

I couldn't think of a forum to put this on, so I decided to put it on here.

I was in Glasgow with my little brother, who's nine, and he wanted to get a new phone as his old one had broken. So, after ages and ages of saving up, he wanted to go into Glasgow with me. The one he wanted was a Nokia 3510i. (a phone with a camera.)
Anyway, we were walking around in Glasgow when my little brother saw 'The Orange Shop.' He decided to go there to get his new phone so we headed in that direction. As we were walking, he was so excited that he broke into a sprint and I let him go. I saw him enter the Orange shop and then about five seconds later I saw a tall man wearing an orange top pull him out. Naturally, I ran towards my little brother and asked the man 'What is going on?' He replied 'He cannot come into the shop wearing that', and he pointed to his Manchester United shirt. So I replied 'What's wrong with his shirt?' The man said 'look who it's sponsored by.' So I looked down at the sponsor in the middle, it was Vodafone. The man said 'He cannot advertise Vodafone in an Orange shop.' So at that moment I turned around grabbed my brother and walked away. So later on, we found a 'T - Mobile' shop. So we entered cautiosly and when we got in the manager welcomed us in nicely, not taking any notice of my little brother's shirt. He ended up buying the phone that he wanted from that shop.

The morale of the story: Never buy from the Orange Shop.

> Der Nazi wrote:
> No, they have a problem with English football in scotland.

That absoulute crap. First of all, 'The Orange Shop' has nothing to do with football. Second of all, I had gone into HMV, Fopp, Virgin Megastores, GAME, JJB Sports and JD Sports beforehand and two of those shops were sports shops and no comment was made on the Man U shirt.

But he's not HAVING sex, right?

mattributé wrote:
> Could you imagine the text messages they'd send..
>
> 'u smel of poo'
> 'u lik grls'
> 'i wsh u was ded'
> 'i no u r, i sed u r, bt wht am i?'

He's actually quite mature. He has a girlfriend and he understands sex.

Icaruss wrote:
> Wrong. Russia was a communist country.

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Yeah, right. "Was".

mattributé wrote:
> Could you imagine the text messages they'd send..
>
> 'u smel of poo'
> 'u lik grls'
> 'i wsh u was ded'
> 'i no u r, i sed u r, bt wht am i?'

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LMAO!!! Mark laughs.

mattributé wrote:
> Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Bull. By the law of averages you SHOULD have a better team, having
> between 10 and 11 times more people, so there should be more natural
> talent.
>
> By that 'law', Russia, America and China should have the best teams
> in the world.
>
> Yes?

America:
Over 60% of them are obese and they have about 4 or 5 sports they generally go for before 'soccer', leaving very few to be good at soccer.

And for the other two, i'm guessing the interest in the sport isn't that great.

Azul wrote:
> And actually, China are coming through extremely well at football now,
> now that they're beginning to pay an interest to it.

China are excellent. I saw them play Brazil in the last World Cup, and although the outcome would suggest that China were absolutely trounced (it was a 4-0 defeat) they really impressed me in the way they played - which was actually quite like Brazil. In a few years they'll have a very good team.

Azul wrote:
> ANd besides, neither Russia or China is a sporting country.

> And actually, China are coming through extremely well at football now, now
> that they're beginning to pay an interest to it.

In the words of Green Day - walking contradiction

And actually, China are coming through extremely well at football now, now that they're beginning to pay an interest to it.

Icaruss wrote:
> Azul wrote:
>
> No.
> Russia is a communist country. That explains itself.
>
>
> Wrong. Russia was a communist country.

Yes, but you know what I mean.

ANd besides, neither Russia or China is a sporting country.