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"I'm thinking of converting to Christianity."

An eternity in Heaven sounds great...oh hang on, you have to get up on sunday mornings. Nah.

That you've finally shut up.

Relief to what?

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> So the Catholics don't go to hell, but they're still wrong about
> everything?
> M-m-m-m-m-moron.

Catholics don't believe Jesus's sacrifice was suffecient. Hence, most of them are not saved.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Who's going to judge me, phuzzy?

Everyone who you try and push your beliefs onto.
That, by your record, is everyone you'll ever meet.
And they'll all probably decide you're a (edit) for thinking they don't have their own beliefs already.

But you won't care, and you'll keep on doing it until you die.
And then there will be no judging, just relief.

So the Catholics don't go to hell, but they're still wrong about everything?
M-m-m-m-m-moron.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> So, the other people who believe in Jesus are wrong.
> And the people who don't believe in Jesus are wrong.
>
> Basically, anyone who's not you and specifically believes exactly the
> same things as you, is wrong.
>
> Once again, proving you are indeed the most narrow-minded dicksquab
> I've ever met.

If you believe Jesus is Lord and He has died for your sins, you are a sinner and God raised Jesus from the dead 3 days later, you will never be condemned to Hell.

phuzzy wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> So, the other people who believe in Jesus are wrong.
> And the people who don't believe in Jesus are wrong.
>
> Indeed, I find it rather confusing that even if you do believe in
> Jesus, you're still probably wrong and as such will be damned to
> hell.
>
> narrow-minded dicksquab
>
> Absolutely. Superb.

Who's going to judge me, phuzzy?

Forest Fan wrote:
> If you know the Lord, like I do, you can talk to the Lord, yes.

Is his number exclusive to you, or can I get it on 118118 (I've got your number!)

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> So, the other people who believe in Jesus are wrong.
> And the people who don't believe in Jesus are wrong.

Indeed, I find it rather confusing that even if you do believe in Jesus, you're still probably wrong and as such will be damned to hell.

> narrow-minded dicksquab

Absolutely. Superb.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Let's keep this debate serious shall we EB?

You can. I'm just here as the light comic relief.