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"A funny Joke"

A man travelled all over the world to find an answer to the following question:What is your opinion about the food problem in the rest of the world?
- In Russia they didn't know the meaning of opinion.
- In Sweden they didn't know the meaning of problem.
- In Somal they didn't know the meaning of food.
- In USA they didn't know the meaning of the rest of the world.

I like America too, that's just a joke.

And I like America.

Isa wrote:
> I still don't get it... Of course USA doesn't know the meaning of tbe
> rest of the world... So whats so funny about that?!

Dunno really. Kind of anti-American don't you think?

Icarus mk2 wrote:
> I'll tell you a good joke:
>
> On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal
> car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
> waiting for St Peter to admit them to Heaven.
>
> While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married
> in Heaven? When St Peter shows up, they ask him.
>
> St Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has
> asked. Let me go and find out."
>
> The couple sit and wait for an answer... for a couple of months. As
> they wait, they discuss whether IF they were allowed to get married
> in Heaven, they SHOULD actually go ahead with it, what with the
> eternal aspect of it all.
>
> "What if it doesn't work?" they wonder. "Are we stuck
> together FOREVER?"
>
> After yet another month, St Peter finally returns looking somewhat
> bedraggled.
>
> "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in
> Heaven."
>
> "Great!" say the couple. "But we were just wondering,
> what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in
> Heaven?"
>
> St Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard on the ground.
>
> "What's wrong?" ask the frightened couple.
>
> "Oh, COME ON!!" St Peter shouts. "It took me three
> months to find a PRIEST up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll
> take me to find a lawyer?"

Grrrr.... I posted that ages ago!

...And as a friend of mine once wrote on an internal RS exam:

'Some churches are sleazier than brothels with the amount of abuse that goes on in them'.

Lol Ic !

I'll tell you a good joke:

On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St Peter to admit them to Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St Peter shows up, they ask him.

St Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go and find out."

The couple sit and wait for an answer... for a couple of months. As they wait, they discuss whether IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, they SHOULD actually go ahead with it, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wonder. "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St Peter finally returns looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" say the couple. "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" ask the frightened couple.

"Oh, COME ON!!" St Peter shouts. "It took me three months to find a PRIEST up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

Crap.

I don't get it either.

I still don't get it... Of course USA doesn't know the meaning of tbe rest of the world... So whats so funny about that?!