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"Bamboo"

Where I went last night in Glasgow

It's rubbish. It was far, far, far too overcrowded and took me 30-45 minutes a time to get to bar, so I ended up drinking all my drinks in space of 5 minutes at the bar. Crappy stupid pop music, full of people that look the same. I detest at all these feminine males with their fancy haircuts, retro t-shirts and bloody swearbands and ballocks like that.

Yes, I'm a miserable git. The Celtic team were there though, I didn't ejaculate unlike the rest of friends and everybody else.

And it cost bloody £7 to get in. Mind you I got in and other people didn't, I must be 'acceptable' for them. Booooooooooo bamboo

YEY alcohol and pizza

I'm surprised no-one's joked abut it being a Panda car.

I'd say pretty well yeah.

Hmmm welll it's kind of underground

Does bamboo burn well?

haha, i just realised how stupid a name Bamboo is.

as a result, you must now burn that club (to the ground)

Bamboo?

and sheepy got what was coming to him

Heh, sounds like he could have a panda in his car.

you mean you didn't go for the "been keeping POW's in bamboo cages again" gag? it's a [I] classic [I]

I went to get in the back of my mate's car the other day, only to find a large stick of bamboo on the back seat. Apparently he'd been using it to prop up his wing mirror, although don't ask me how, I really don't know. Of course, all the jokes came out:

"Smuggling pandas again?"
"God a panda in the boot?"
"I'm wagering you've got a pet panda?"
"Pandas eat bamboo, have you stolen a panda?"

etc.

No, but you wasted time replying.