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"A mild hangover? Last night was sooooo worth it"

HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.

When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.

X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.

We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.

After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.

X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.

Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.

Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.

X was drunk when X said it so I think it was ever so slightly exaggerated. I do think there's some truth in it though because, well I know when X lost X's virginity, I've heard stories about tons of boyfriends and well I just know it's possible because I can't be the only one in the world who sees all the good qualities in X. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone X meets doesn't think "OMG now that is someone I'd like to get closer to" and believe you me the personality is just as good.

Those kisses shall get me through the night, i believe.

Because I rule.

Grrr.

g'night xx

I'd love to go into it, but i can't. I need sleep

And there's nothiing sexual, anyways.

I love you all. Especialy you, Cubist, you big scary homosexual.

G'night

mattributé wrote:
> There's the one where I tell her I love her, and she tells me the
> same thing, then, a week later, I'm single.

wow that's got to suck man, i just got a boyfriend but even when i was single I never come on here telling everyone of my exploits!

And if you read Paradox's posts about his exploits he just says he met a nice lasy rather than going into graphic details!

It's not the fact he had oral in the street, it's the fact he doesn't admit it's skank like behaviour.

And it's a man.

And my relationships?

Hmm.

Let's see.

There's the one where I tell her I love her, and she tells me the same thing, then, a week later, I'm single.

Womn are biatchs.

True.

Cub!st wrote:
> Pfft I don't care. As you all keep saying this kind of stuff is
> "private" so that means none of us can tell each other any
> amusing stories that involved relationships in any way shape or form.
> I'll take your advice and hush up about it allthough the fact remains
> this has been a bloody successful thread.

for the wrong reason really. but amusing none the less, Most ok many of us on here have girlfriends, or for the females boyfriends, but don't feel the need to brag, or share dodgy infomation.

mattributé wrote:
> Cubist, don't try and turn this around - you had oral on the street,
> biatch

i don't particularly have a problem with that, its not something i'd indulge in myself, and as long as nobody was upset/disturbed by it, i'm not bothered. My main intrigue in this is the amusing triple figures comment.

Pfft I don't care. As you all keep saying this kind of stuff is "private" so that means none of us can tell each other any amusing stories that involved relationships in any way shape or form. I'll take your advice and hush up about it allthough the fact remains this has been a bloody successful thread.

Still, it wasn't even remotely funny, now, was it?