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"A mild hangover? Last night was sooooo worth it"

HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.

When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.

X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.

We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.

After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.

X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.

Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.

Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.

For the last time Ashley X took ME and it was in a really nice place so there *sticks out tongue* See? Not big, mature or whatever at all.

lets run a sweep stake on her real name.

shotgun chantelle or tracey

waynetta anyone?

She sounds like a right slapper.

mattributé wrote:

> What the hell?
>
> She gave you head outdoors, in a 'posh' area, and you think it's
> okay?
>
> I hate you even more.

nah thats fair play if thats the way they want to go about it, its not one for the daily male, maybe cubist news readers might take an interest.

mattributé wrote:
> Ask yourself this - would you still love her if she wasn't going to
> give you 'special treats'? (Thank you, 'Dude, where's my car?')

I've loved X for about a month now and I met X at this open day last year so I've had a long time to get to know X. It's just crappy that X is seeing someone else.

Cub!st wrote:
> And can we please get over the fact that it was behind a big metal bin
> like thing? It was in a nice area...wherever that was.

bet you where well smooth, you pushed the boat out and found a grundon rather than a plain old trashco bin.

Cub!st wrote:
> And can we please get over the fact that it was behind a big metal bin
> like thing? It was in a nice area...wherever that was. Just the word
> bin has tons of negative connotations so you're all picturing this
> horrible thing. It was a nice place though just this big, metal
> thing. It didn't half graffiti on it or litter or anything so that's
> a small judge of what kind of place I must of been in eh?

What the hell?

She gave you head outdoors, in a 'posh' area, and you think it's okay?

I hate you even more.

Cub!st wrote:
> Is that what you think? You think the ONLY reason I like X is because
> X was willing to have bloody oral sex with me.

yep that is what i think, other wise as stryke put it, your quasi boast and quite blatant attempt to make younger readers alienated ("This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there) reflects your attitude when paired with the fact that you felt you had to share it with us, bigmanism creepeds in..........

And can we please get over the fact that it was behind a big metal bin like thing? It was in a nice area...wherever that was. Just the word bin has tons of negative connotations so you're all picturing this horrible thing. It was a nice place though just this big, metal thing. It didn't half graffiti on it or litter or anything so that's a small judge of what kind of place I must of been in eh?

Ask yourself this - would you still love her if she wasn't going to give you 'special treats'? (Thank you, 'Dude, where's my car?')