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"A mild hangover? Last night was sooooo worth it"

HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.

When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.

X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.

We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.

After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.

X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.

Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.

Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.

Rip off my shirt and caLL ME ALAN.

jUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.

tee?
TEE?
TEE?

You should be ashamed to call yourself british.

Tee?

Cubist, just how many times have you fapped over him now?

This running commentary of Cubist's sudden hormone filled teenage life has got me quite masterbacious.

Tee anyone?

Doonhamer - genius.

And what is it, spit or swallow?

Cubist alleged that this happened.
> X: I think you should leave school, I'll get more time with you heh
> Me: Would you really want that heh?
> X: I wouldn't say no
> Me: Well who knows, after I get my Highers this year I may just leave
> and go out into the working world.

You will SO regret that when you are selling the big issue in 10 years time. You won't get any highers becuase you will try and be with him/her instead of revising, then you'll leave school, be dumped by him/her quickly and be stuck with no qualifications (your SG were, how to put this, poor) and thats that.

> feeling really bad thinking X was cheating on me. Since we aren't
> though it's just a mild pain.

I'd trust her/him. She/he really doesnt sound like the cheating type.

I'm going to ignore almost all of that post and say it's never too late to be friends with anyone.

Cub!st said:
> No way am I giving up. X is too important to me for me just to get
> jealous and accuse X of cheating when I have no proof. I am meeting X
> for lunch on Friday apart from anything else. I am staying friends
> with X at least and maybe more when the time comes but only when X
> has broken up with Russ.

Unless of course he suggests a sly trip to a 'high class' alley or woody area?

You're not going out with him, someone else is, so to accuse him of cheating would just be stupid when you already KNOW he is...with YOU!!! If she $hags that other guy he's not cheating on you, just cheating on poor ol' Russ again, so he'd of done nothing wrong with respect to you, as you have no right to him.

If he $hags Russ, which less face it, he will still be doing, by your definition that would be him cheating on you. And isn't it a bit late to be 'just friends' after you've told him that you 'love' him, and both given and received head to/from him?

By the way cub!st, do you spit or swallow?

You don't lover her, you love the way she makes you feel with her mouth.

Cub!st wrote:
> Phone Call From X two secs ago:
>
> X: Hey how you doing?
> Me: Hey I'm fine thanks, thanks for phoning back so soon. I thought
> you'd be going to get something to eat after work.

Jumbo sausage perhaps, or more like chipolata