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I couldn't think of a title. Hmm
Isn't life ironic, my friend who never gets served in pubs or bars splashed out £10 on a fake ID and last night he didn't once get asked to prove his age
Last night I also learnt the pleasure of Jack Daniels and coke - it is supreme!
And people are so wanting to be American gangsters, last night after the pub I was at a party (how I got there remains a mystery) and people were having freestyle contests - then someone 'dissed someones mama' or something and they had a big fight. Moderately entertaining.
I crawled in at 2 and was out for 11 this morning after my hangover booster (bacon buttie with loads of ketchup and mini eggs).
Life is good
Love from your bestest fwend in the hole w0rld,
pawadocks
Isn't life ironic, my friend who never gets served in pubs or bars splashed out £10 on a fake ID and last night he didn't once get asked to prove his age
Last night I also learnt the pleasure of Jack Daniels and coke - it is supreme!
And people are so wanting to be American gangsters, last night after the pub I was at a party (how I got there remains a mystery) and people were having freestyle contests - then someone 'dissed someones mama' or something and they had a big fight. Moderately entertaining.
I crawled in at 2 and was out for 11 this morning after my hangover booster (bacon buttie with loads of ketchup and mini eggs).
Life is good
Love from your bestest fwend in the hole w0rld,
pawadocks
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Paradox: wrote:
> [URL]http://www.kylesstomachlininginlaurensthroat.com/video[/URL]
I feel cheated.
> [URL]http://www.kylesstomachlininginlaurensthroat.com/video[/URL]
I feel cheated.
Paradox: wrote:
> Heh, it's harder to get smashed on coctails though because they're
> all fruity and that, more fruit than spirit.
Not the ones people I know make. they've been responsible for the occasional 'talking to god on the big white telephone' sessions.
> How did you get invited to a coctail party anyway!?
well, it's just a regular party, except that the host has made gallons of punch and various cocktails for us all to drink. it's not a tuxedo affair, though it was suggested at one point.
rar-thar
> Heh, it's harder to get smashed on coctails though because they're
> all fruity and that, more fruit than spirit.
Not the ones people I know make. they've been responsible for the occasional 'talking to god on the big white telephone' sessions.
> How did you get invited to a coctail party anyway!?
well, it's just a regular party, except that the host has made gallons of punch and various cocktails for us all to drink. it's not a tuxedo affair, though it was suggested at one point.
rar-thar
Paradox: wrote:
> Last night I also learnt the pleasure of Jack Daniels and coke - it
> is supreme!
How strange. Me too.
I also tried one straight. Never again.
I think I went blind merely from the fumes of one across the room.
> Last night I also learnt the pleasure of Jack Daniels and coke - it
> is supreme!
How strange. Me too.
I also tried one straight. Never again.
I think I went blind merely from the fumes of one across the room.
English_Bloke wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> My stomach lining is in my throat, and partly in my girlfriends
> throat too.
>
> Is it wrong that I’m turned on by this?
Not at all, we made a video ;-)
[URL]http://www.kylesstomachlininginlaurensthroat.com/video[/URL]
> Paradox: wrote:
> My stomach lining is in my throat, and partly in my girlfriends
> throat too.
>
> Is it wrong that I’m turned on by this?
Not at all, we made a video ;-)
[URL]http://www.kylesstomachlininginlaurensthroat.com/video[/URL]
ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> I'll be an eccentric p*ss head
Heh, it's harder to get smashed on coctails though because they're all fruity and that, more fruit than spirit.
How did you get invited to a coctail party anyway!?
> I'll be an eccentric p*ss head
Heh, it's harder to get smashed on coctails though because they're all fruity and that, more fruit than spirit.
How did you get invited to a coctail party anyway!?
Paradox: wrote:
> My stomach lining is in my throat, and partly in my girlfriends
> throat too.
Is it wrong that I’m turned on by this?
> If you get drunk on coctails will you be a classy drunk?
No, from my experience dealing with drunks, cocktails make your vomit smellier.
> My stomach lining is in my throat, and partly in my girlfriends
> throat too.
Is it wrong that I’m turned on by this?
> If you get drunk on coctails will you be a classy drunk?
No, from my experience dealing with drunks, cocktails make your vomit smellier.
SHEEPY wrote:
> Knowing he had ID = confidence = getting served
I see where you're coming from with your theory but he looks about eleven!
I always call the barstaff "love" - even if they're blokes. Works for me.
> Knowing he had ID = confidence = getting served
I see where you're coming from with your theory but he looks about eleven!
I always call the barstaff "love" - even if they're blokes. Works for me.
Paradox: wrote:
> If you get drunk on coctails will you be a classy drunk?
I'll be an eccentric p*ss head
> If you get drunk on coctails will you be a classy drunk?
I'll be an eccentric p*ss head
ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Tonight it's a cocktail party, where I plan to complete melt away my
> stomach lining.
My stomach lining is in my throat, and partly in my girlfriends throat too.
If you get drunk on coctails will you be a classy drunk?
> Tonight it's a cocktail party, where I plan to complete melt away my
> stomach lining.
My stomach lining is in my throat, and partly in my girlfriends throat too.
If you get drunk on coctails will you be a classy drunk?
I used to get asked all the time, Since i turned 18, i never got asked until last August now i get asked quite a lot, the only time I don't get asked is if I got to local Wetherspoons because the bouncers know me! lol
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