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"3 fights in 40 minutes."

Yup, twas the most violent Thursday night shift I’ve been on.

The first was the usual crappy fight about nothing.

The second was really kicking off and I was first to get there along with another officer of less experience then me.

The third was an assistance call from an officer. We had to leg strap the guy to get him in the van.

What have you all been up to of late?

One more shift for me, then I'm on a course for 2 weeks, which means shorter days. Woot.

English_Bloke wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Are you not tempted to swap your mates handcuffs with some furry
> ones, say for April Fools, how funny would that be!!
>
> I was thinking more of a d*ldo instead of the baton...

How about both, and a fluffy note book and pen..oh go on E_B..the.best.april.fools.ever!!

English_Bloke wrote:
> I’m a vigilante

Really? ME TOO! We should like, totally form a crime fighting league or something! How super fun would that be?! *claps like a spastic watching Rosie And Jim*

SHEEPY wrote:
> I thought that said something else

Yeh, but I was just asking. doesn't matter...

SHEEPY wrote:
> What about in comparison to Sex and the City people?

Shinier than Miranda's and Carries.

I thought that said something else

English_Bloke wrote:
> I’m a vigilante

Which is like a policeman?

I’m a vigilante

~Darling~ wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> Is EB a copper?
>
> No he's not

What is he?

~Darling~ wrote:
> Are you not tempted to swap your mates handcuffs with some furry
> ones, say for April Fools, how funny would that be!!

I was thinking more of a d*ldo instead of the baton...

Forest Fan wrote:
> Is EB a copper?

No he's not