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>Spots
and/or
>Bad teeth
ewwwwww, ok now you go?
*hums*
> people who shower once every 3 days...
Unless they smell there's nothing wrong with that, not everyone showers every day. I shower every couple of days...
You're not exactly gonna know are you?
> I once told a girl her B@@BS tasted wierd.
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> I once told a girl her B@@BS tasted wierd.
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> ME AND MY BIG MOUTH ! ! ! !
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They were big boobs, then?
Basically I met this over average attractive girl on holiday and she must've had sun cream on the chest or somit.
I'm not sure what was more off putting me telling her that, or me having sun cream in my mouth. Well lets just say we didn't have sex.
ME AND MY BIG MOUTH ! ! ! !
Oh for fudge sake, that story wasn't even original. It was inspired by my MSN name (or so I believe) and it followed along the exact same lines of a Buffy The Vampire Slayer episode when a slutty substitute teacher comes to the school and picks the most pathetic kid in the class (Xander) as her prey as she lures him back to her house and then it turns out she is a Preying Mantis beast and she was killing men and having sex with them just like a preying mantis. So there! *nods head*