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"Poor days"

It was a normal day so far; I had been awakened by the sound of a ringing telephone, arranging to meet my elder at the picture house for the promise of a motion picture.
I accepted and got dressed and washed, filled my hip flask full of cordial and my timepiece synchronised to that of Greenwich. In the Mean Time I stood on an apricot or other, possibly peach, or possibly other, and this was the beginning of a bad day.
I fell on the floor and got hit by a car, my house burnt down and I found out that everyone I loved were massacred at the bus stop.

jim-hat wrote:
> ...Greenwich. In the Mean Time...

I'm disgusted that nobody has appreciated this yet.
*Appreciates*

Notorious Biggles wrote:

> Or in the words of a drunken Icarus "please hep, i donT KNOW TO
> GET OFF THE INTNERNET1"

heh heh heh heh

LOL!!

It's good to know my jim-hat voodoo doll is working.

You need help.

Or in the words of a drunken Icarus "please hep, i donT KNOW TO GET OFF THE INTNERNET1"

Care for a crumpet to turn that frown upside down?

Thanks alot, it has been raining here.

At least it's a sunny day!

ah, the magical world of jim-hat.

or maybe not soooo magical....

what the hell?

It was a normal day so far; I had been awakened by the sound of a ringing telephone, arranging to meet my elder at the picture house for the promise of a motion picture.
I accepted and got dressed and washed, filled my hip flask full of cordial and my timepiece synchronised to that of Greenwich. In the Mean Time I stood on an apricot or other, possibly peach, or possibly other, and this was the beginning of a bad day.
I fell on the floor and got hit by a car, my house burnt down and I found out that everyone I loved were massacred at the bus stop.