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"Poor days"

It was a normal day so far; I had been awakened by the sound of a ringing telephone, arranging to meet my elder at the picture house for the promise of a motion picture.
I accepted and got dressed and washed, filled my hip flask full of cordial and my timepiece synchronised to that of Greenwich. In the Mean Time I stood on an apricot or other, possibly peach, or possibly other, and this was the beginning of a bad day.
I fell on the floor and got hit by a car, my house burnt down and I found out that everyone I loved were massacred at the bus stop.

Jim-hat you nonse.

He had to take a load of italian girls on a tour round the school. This wouldnt of been so bad if they wernt all as ugly as a cave troll, beards and all.
Serious, some had beards.

We all expected them to be fit. They wernt. They wernt.

Heh

No thanks - I'm on a diet.

Sweet?

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> he has no idea
*****

This worries me. A lot.

Timmargh wrote:
> Bye!

Thankee child. Yee saved me(ee)

Fancy a quick one down the alley?
I mean ... fancy a knock up in my van?
I mean ... fancy a sweet?

Yes ... a sweet.

he has no idea

Azul wrote:
> jim-hat wrote:
> ...Greenwich. In the Mean Time...
>
> I'm disgusted that nobody has appreciated this yet.
> *Appreciates*

Dont worry, it raised a smile at this end.

Bye!

*Depreciates*
Quick! Someone buy me!

Azul wrote:
> jim-hat wrote:
> ...Greenwich. In the Mean Time...
>
> I'm disgusted that nobody has appreciated this yet.
> *Appreciates*

*Appreciates way more than Azul*