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"I just had sex..."

....well..yesterday but true story!!!

There is a really pretty girl in my chemistry class.

Man she is pretty.

*Daydreams*

What about all those girls that congealed in the gutter?

VenomByte wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> Fact:
>
> 99% of Uni girls have boyfriends making life horribly awkward for
> single people.
>
>
> Yup. Even the ugly girlies have blokes.
>
> Even the really ugly girlies.

So true.

Soooooooo true.

phi11ip wrote:
> Fact:
>
> 99% of Uni girls have boyfriends making life horribly awkward for
> single people.


Yup. Even the ugly girlies have blokes.

Even the really ugly girlies.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> Good going Darling! Heh that was strange to say, the last person I
> called Darling was pregnant ten seconds later...
>
> you sound like you lifted half your one liners off the cat, from red
> dwarf.
>
> "Man, if I looked any better, I'd be illegal"

I don't think Cat ever said what I said but Cat's best one liner has to be "So you can't be swuave, brave or sexy? Man I must be public enemy number 1, 2 and 3!" Ok that's two sentences but still good.

Cub!st wrote:
> Good going Darling! Heh that was strange to say, the last person I
> called Darling was pregnant ten seconds later...

you sound like you lifted half your one liners off the cat, from red dwarf.

"Man, if I looked any better, I'd be illegal"

Fact:

99% of Uni girls have boyfriends making life horribly awkward for single people.

Good going Darling! Heh that was strange to say, the last person I called Darling was pregnant ten seconds later...

Congratulations Darling we knew you could do it

Congratulations Darling.