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"Vote..."

…For Tim.

Why? He’s really old; this could be his last chance to win!

He is perfect notable material. He’s really nice, but then will turn on you for no reason whatsoever!
He’s always here because we are his life.
So vote for Tim!

This would also make notability more compliant with the Disabilities Act of 1968

If not, vote for either Borat or Lindgren, either of these two would give us more golden potatoes.

Go on, vote for one of these, I'm ill and you don't want to make an ill man sad, do you?

I wouldn't! I'm too nice for that. I'm "pratically perfect in every way" *holds knife to E_B* Amn't I?

What's the point? Who ever wins Cubist will just nick the title from.

Lindgren wrote:
> How's the ribs Tim?
*****

Still a bit sore, but only when I laugh. I can't lie on left-hand side in bed either.

Timmargh wrote:
> I'm a single mum.

Shame on you! Shame on you! I bet WE have to subsidise YOUR wheelchair too. If I want a wheelchair I HAVE to buy one myself but no, you lazy disabled people get it all FREE.

I bet your twelve kids are employed as meer Huskies, leashed to the chair and forced to pull you around town as you travel from boozer to boozer before popping into the bookies to put MY tax money on some horse.

You make me sick.

However I have nothing against gay, black dyslexics.

How's the ribs Tim?

Yes: I'm black, gay, dyslexic, only got one arm and I'm a single mum.

Hey Timmargh, you wouldn't happen to be gay and/or black as well would you? Only, if you were then as a spineless liberal I would have to vote for you...

Actually, I think I'm gonna be voting for either Snuggly, Timmargh, or (most likely) Skarra.

What, what did I do?

*Inocent eyes*

English_Bloke wrote:
> Tim wrote:
> I'm behind you!
>
>
> Lindgren wrote:
> Oooh!

tut tut

Timmargh wrote:
> Lindgren wrote:
> I'm hardly a contender though.
> *****
>
> *pantomime time*
>
> Oh yes you are!

*claps at thought of panto*

Oh no I'm not!