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what has happened to common manners? the kid who sits next to me (and also next to a GIRL, yes, that's right, a GIRL as in the species our lord paradox had sex with last night) in maths is constantly scratching his balls, with his hand clearly down his trousers and a big goofy grin on his face. we're at the back of the class so the teacher can't see, or offer to lend him a hand or anything...but then walking down the corridor, I saw another kid giving his junk a handshake.

is this common practise now? have I been walking around with twisted boxers throttling my scrotum for nothing?

RoJ.... No... No...

If you need to do a bit of re-arranging you at least make sure you're out of view of people you don't know too well as it's common politeness, isn't it?

Okay here is a TRUE story...

A guy in English class, James Hammond (yes I will utter his dreaded name) was having a toss in English (through his trouser pockets - he cut holes so he could fit his hand in) when he came all over the floor and on the fellow next to him. Anyway, was a frightful mess, I hear.

:-)

I would have added something about rappers touching their stuff while rapping or shooting or whatever they're doing now but it would inevitably have involved some racism because I've become so desensitized to everything I occasionally forget that racism and sexism and jokes about the handicapped and 9/11 aren't always welcomed.

Yeah, get a child in a lower year to have a rummage. At my school they handed them out automatically to all fifth years on the first day.

what has happened to common manners? the kid who sits next to me (and also next to a GIRL, yes, that's right, a GIRL as in the species our lord paradox had sex with last night) in maths is constantly scratching his balls, with his hand clearly down his trousers and a big goofy grin on his face. we're at the back of the class so the teacher can't see, or offer to lend him a hand or anything...but then walking down the corridor, I saw another kid giving his junk a handshake.

is this common practise now? have I been walking around with twisted boxers throttling my scrotum for nothing?