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"Eww, Like, Totally!"

Eww, Like, Totally!

Well, like, Stacey was totally holding Josh's hand at Ben and Jerry's ice cream parlour and I'm all like "ho!" and she's all like "No way sister!" and I'm all like "Go girlfriend" and we were like "lets go to the mall" and I'm like "sure thing, I need some shoes" and she's like "Me too, like, Daddy got these two weeks ago for me" and we're all like "ewww".

So like we went to the mall and this fat guy was like looking at me. So I was like “Who are you looking at, bum?” and Stacey was all like “yeah” and he’s like, “I think you’re cute” and I’m like “eww” and Stacey is like “No way!” and he’s like “What?” and I’m like “Shut up fatty, go eat your ice cream pie” and Stacey is like “yeah, go girlfriend”. We got to the shoe shop in the mall which was like totally cool because it’s air conditioned but it doesn’t even matter because we don’t sweat. One time after we did Physical Ed this girl called Laura was like totally sweating and I was like “Eww whats that?” and she’s like “what?” and I’m like “Eww it’s sweat” and she’s like “No way” and I’m like “Uh-huh!” and she hit me with her shoe.

So, like, anyway, we were in the shoe shop and Stacey was all like “Aww those pink shoes are like totally adorable” and I’m like “yeah if you’re a hooker!” and she’s all like “What-ever! I know what you did with Mark at the party last week, ho!” and I’m like “No way, he told you, Oh My God!” I was like totally read to die until I saw these cute Leopard skin shoes and I like totally squealed! So Stacey is like “Oh My God did you just squeal?” and I’m like “no, shut up girlfriend” so I like totally went to buy these shoes and we were just going to the food stall to get some Evian because water from the fountains is like totally infected and gives you aids and stuff because my friend Tanya who’s Dad used to work for the public health organisation told me once. So I was like queuing up to get some water and I saw Sam and I was like “Oh my God Shelley, it’s Sam” and she’s all like “No Way, not Sam!” and I’m like “Uh-huh, there he is!” and she’s like “Oh My God it’s Sam!” and I’m like “Totally” and she’s all like “Hi Sam” and he’s like “Hey dudes” and we’re like “Hi!!!” and he’s like “So what’s happening?” and we’re both like “nothing” and he’s all like “awesome” and we’re like “totally” and he’s like “gotta run” and we’re like “bye” and he’s all like “see ya!”

So then Stacey turns to me and she’s all like “What a ho!” and I’m like “No way!” and she’s like “You were all over him!” and I’m like “No way girl, you’re the one who held his hand at Tod Mackay’s party” and she’s like “I can’t believe you said that!” and I’m like “Whatever”. So the shop guy is like “Yo, what do you want?” and I’m like “Evian” and he’s like “Sorry, we’re all out” and I’m like “What’s your problem, weirdo?” and he’s like “Excuse me?” and I’m like “I saw you looking at my chest!” and Stacey was like “yeah” and he’s like “No, I wasn’t!” and we’re both like “uh-Huh!” and he’s like “I’m gay” and we’re like “No?” and he’s like “totally” and we’re like “cool” and he’s like “Yeah” and I’m like “So, I’ll have a diet Sprite please” and he’s like “$2 please” and I like paid him and we went to sit on this bench and drink the Sprite because if you drink it when you’re walking you’ll get stomach ulscers because my friend Janey who’s Dad is a politician or a doctor or something told me and she never lies because she saw Gary and Sandra hooking up at Roddies house party last May and she told me and I was like “No way” and she was all like “totally” and I was like “Go Girlfriend!” and she was like “Cool, let’s go to the mall…”

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Exciting enough?

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Such a dull chat room,

ASL!?

want to chat

I know that you are an imbecile.

maybe u r rite maybe u r not rite who nos do u no

so what was that all about?

Silent Scope wrote:
> What another uselss one...

Aye, was meant to be entertaining but I guess it wasn't.

ha ha