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The idea behind this place is that instead of starting your own thread with one poem they can all go in here instead.
Here is then, a place for your all your word's of beauty, anger, love, disappointment and anything else you care to add.
Here is then, a place for your all your word's of beauty, anger, love, disappointment and anything else you care to add.
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He must be a regular.
MSN > now.
poo bum faires is hear to stay/leving. but ill probaley be back maybe.
i hate being a n00b or new b or a titus that has just congeled is a mud swamp of the never ending tea time of the soul that is sundays.
i hate being a n00b or new b or a titus that has just congeled is a mud swamp of the never ending tea time of the soul that is sundays.
'the radioactive paedophile'
Great :-D
Great :-D
Most delicately put.
I found that you handled the intricate matter of the common bean very well. Top stuff.
I found that you handled the intricate matter of the common bean very well. Top stuff.
BEANS
BEANS, BEANS
SO ROUND AND FAT,
Like a big waddling
Duck
Who is fat.
Carries their stomach
Around on their waistband
LIKE A BIG FAT
PIECE OF LARD.
Who doesn't like fat?
I'll tell you who,
Who is me.
Although I don't find that,
Gramatically correct.
'Who is me?'
That reads like the ramblings
of a person concerned
with too much nonsense
Like the spellings
Of a word.
BEANS.
BEANS, BEANS
SO ROUND AND FAT,
Like a big waddling
Duck
Who is fat.
Carries their stomach
Around on their waistband
LIKE A BIG FAT
PIECE OF LARD.
Who doesn't like fat?
I'll tell you who,
Who is me.
Although I don't find that,
Gramatically correct.
'Who is me?'
That reads like the ramblings
of a person concerned
with too much nonsense
Like the spellings
Of a word.
BEANS.
The Tea Towel that Saved a Life
There once was this little tea towel,
He didn't have a name,
Because he was a tea towel,
Not a person,
And obviously tea towels
Don't have names.
It was a simple tea towel,
Lived its life in a cupboard,
dark and dank
And when it was taken out,
People rubbed their face on it/dishes.
One day,
It found out it was gay/asexual
It started to spawn
Little threads.
Ie. It started to fall apart.
One day these threads
Were found by a cat
And it revolutionised the cat's life
And saved him.
The end.
There once was this little tea towel,
He didn't have a name,
Because he was a tea towel,
Not a person,
And obviously tea towels
Don't have names.
It was a simple tea towel,
Lived its life in a cupboard,
dark and dank
And when it was taken out,
People rubbed their face on it/dishes.
One day,
It found out it was gay/asexual
It started to spawn
Little threads.
Ie. It started to fall apart.
One day these threads
Were found by a cat
And it revolutionised the cat's life
And saved him.
The end.
Hiroshima's nipples
Pink like a puppy
Blew like a load
Help us please
Here I come
LIKE A BIG BOMB IN THE NIGHT
Pink like a puppy
Blew like a load
Help us please
Here I come
LIKE A BIG BOMB IN THE NIGHT
The Beautiful Form
Orrrrrrgasms
Come like a speeeeeeeeeeding bullet
In the nigggggght
Somewhere tight
but moist
and squelchy
my girlfriend's ass
so tight
dogs be the only ones
who hear her when she farts
I soon sorted that
out.
Big coks.
Orrrrrrgasms
Come like a speeeeeeeeeeding bullet
In the nigggggght
Somewhere tight
but moist
and squelchy
my girlfriend's ass
so tight
dogs be the only ones
who hear her when she farts
I soon sorted that
out.
Big coks.
What happens when you pee yourself?
paedophile, paedophile,
radioactive paedophile
cok the size of a baby's arm
does your child lots of harm
here he cums
the radioactive paedophile
paedophile, paedophile,
radioactive paedophile
cok the size of a baby's arm
does your child lots of harm
here he cums
the radioactive paedophile
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