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Male Comment on Women Drivers:
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But for some reason, she scared the hell out of me. So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But for some reason, she scared the hell out of me. So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
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Morbo wrote:
> really? how many things can women do?
Everything at once.
> really? how many things can women do?
Everything at once.
Im pretty sure that was a joke....wasnt it?
really? how many things can women do?
Men can only do one thing at once.. Heh. Sounds about right. :p
Anyone who actually believes this is stupid.
'Cell Phone'?
Wakka wrote:
> Male Comment on Women Drivers:
I looked away for a couple seconds
Shouldn't do that. Always pay attention to your surroundings.
> Male Comment on Women Drivers:
I looked away for a couple seconds
Shouldn't do that. Always pay attention to your surroundings.
The Interstate?
Electric Shaver?
Er..
Electric Shaver?
Er..
exactly men are good at multi-tasking
You sissy! Become a boy racer! Buy a flashy Nova with a huge spoiler and one of those exhausts that make sound like a tank going a million miles an hour. That'll show her who's boss you nancy:P
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