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Male Comment on Women Drivers:
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But for some reason, she scared the hell out of me. So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But for some reason, she scared the hell out of me. So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
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Cub!st wrote:
> You sissy! Become a boy racer! Buy a flashy Nova with a huge spoiler
> and one of those exhausts that make sound like a tank going a million
> miles an hour. That'll show her who's boss you nancy:P
It was a joke
> You sissy! Become a boy racer! Buy a flashy Nova with a huge spoiler
> and one of those exhausts that make sound like a tank going a million
> miles an hour. That'll show her who's boss you nancy:P
It was a joke
As you people can't get American humour, I'll translate it into English:
> Driving to the office this morning on the Motorway, I looked over
> to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph
> with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
> eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
> she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
>
> As a man, I don't scare easily. But for some reason, she scared the
> hell out of me. So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which
> knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of
> trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
> wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the
> coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
> ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
> important call.
>
> Damn women drivers!!
> Driving to the office this morning on the Motorway, I looked over
> to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph
> with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
> eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
> she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
>
> As a man, I don't scare easily. But for some reason, she scared the
> hell out of me. So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which
> knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of
> trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
> wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the
> coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
> ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
> important call.
>
> Damn women drivers!!
Dakarus Joe wrote:
> Im pretty sure that was a joke....wasnt it?
Yes of course!
> Im pretty sure that was a joke....wasnt it?
Yes of course!
If women in a generalisation are so great at multitasking, why are they so crap at drumming?
Memorandum! wrote:
> 'Cell Phone'?
It's an American joke, I have heard it before.
> 'Cell Phone'?
It's an American joke, I have heard it before.
damn it, what with that? :)
how many arms do women really have? they must have many more to beable to do everything at once? espsicaly the things i just said!!
:D
how many arms do women really have? they must have many more to beable to do everything at once? espsicaly the things i just said!!
:D
Morbo has Boosh-Checkmated the entire female population.
Morbo wrote:
> so women can do there hair, put there make-up on, while cleaning there
> teeth, and getting dressed?...
Ooh, definately! :D
> what takes women so long to get ready?
Choosing what to wear..!
> so women can do there hair, put there make-up on, while cleaning there
> teeth, and getting dressed?...
Ooh, definately! :D
> what takes women so long to get ready?
Choosing what to wear..!
so women can do there hair, put there make-up on, while cleaning there teeth, and getting dressed?... what takes women so long to get ready?
it was, no one would have been eating a dohnut on the way to work in the morning
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