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"I'm Pregnant!!!!!"

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Actually I just got a bloated stomach!

My doctor told me to drink loads of water so that might be why i look 6 months pregnant! Is it?

YEH WANNA MEET UP?

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Oxide wrote:
> Borat a crash helmet?
> So stupid body armor fool.
>
> depends how spirited the woman is I suppose. Calling her by her mums
> name may result in a wild ride.

I found that naming a woman's breasts after people you also fancy helps out. That way if you accidentally shout out the wrong name you have an excuse.

Darling wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> No me and Darling had been trying for a while. It was a dream come
> true for me until she realised she'd just eaten too many tacos.
>
> Or drank too much water?
>
> And I LUV SEX..i'm a virgin so i'm not pregnant!!

She's telling the truth, I used a cucumber...wait a minute

Oxide wrote:
> Borat a crash helmet?
> So stupid body armor fool.

depends how spirited the woman is I suppose. Calling her by her mums name may result in a wild ride.

Like the $3500 Master chief suit?

Cub!st wrote:
> No me and Darling had been trying for a while. It was a dream come
> true for me until she realised she'd just eaten too many tacos.

Or drank too much water?

And I LUV SEX..i'm a virgin so i'm not pregnant!!

Borat a crash helmet?
So stupid body armor fool.

No me and Darling had been trying for a while. It was a dream come true for me until she realised she'd just eaten too many tacos.

like a crash helmet?

.....

Actually I just got a bloated stomach!

My doctor told me to drink loads of water so that might be why i look 6 months pregnant! Is it?