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"Have you ever had an "oh fudge" moment?"

Just got a phone call from my mum who is currently in the USA for a week. I have recently changed my mobile and was due to throw my old sim card away, but, just after I had done my dad took it, put it back in a handset and gave it to my mum as it has international roaming and so she can make calls for the week she's away.

Mum says: "So, who's ****?"

Me: "What? I've never mentioned her?"

Mum: "Oh yes, but there's some messages on your old phone from her."

Me: "Oh, ok..."

*Tries to remember what messages he had left on it*

She said she didn't open them, but you know how nosey mums are, and now that I said "how did you know" in a slightly embarrassed voice...MUH!

Ranma wrote:
> Is the gym a good place to meet single women? Interesting, perhaps I
> should reconsider.

Only go to a gym to work out, they will know if you're just there to leer. However, if you're there to work and you look ok, they let you leer.

:D

Darling wrote:
> So like a mug I answered it and at the end it said..'you been had,
> your answers have been e-mailed to the person who sent it to you'

*

PLEASE tell me you still have that link!!!

do tell!

No ones in my family ever read my text's although once my little cousin sent me this 'cool link' which asked you questions about your sex life and experiences such as..

have you had sex?
How many times do you maths-debate?

etc etc

So like a mug I answered it and at the end it said..'you been had, your answers have been e-mailed to the person who sent it to you'

English_Bloke wrote:
> How about no, toots.
>
> You don't know her anyway. She's a girl at my gym. Well, not my gym,
> but the one I use.

Ahhh, so it's Mary.

Is the gym a good place to meet single women? Interesting, perhaps I should reconsider.

Gave my grandad my old phone just after Christmas. Last week...

girl - "Did you get my text?"
me - "No. Wait, what number did you send it to?"
girl - "It ends in 33"
me - O.O

Now my grandad probably thinks he's a stud.

How about no, toots.

You don't know her anyway. She's a girl at my gym. Well, not my gym, but the one I use.

Yup. And that's the point. Now spit..

Ah, now that would be telling.

Yes it would.

Indeed.

Haha! Haruude.

So who's ze special laydee? Mary, Lucy, ****?