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"Have you ever had an "oh fudge" moment?"

Just got a phone call from my mum who is currently in the USA for a week. I have recently changed my mobile and was due to throw my old sim card away, but, just after I had done my dad took it, put it back in a handset and gave it to my mum as it has international roaming and so she can make calls for the week she's away.

Mum says: "So, who's ****?"

Me: "What? I've never mentioned her?"

Mum: "Oh yes, but there's some messages on your old phone from her."

Me: "Oh, ok..."

*Tries to remember what messages he had left on it*

She said she didn't open them, but you know how nosey mums are, and now that I said "how did you know" in a slightly embarrassed voice...MUH!

" I'm not going in your cupboard again "

So I look in and see a packet of condoms scattered on ground

Waheh

English_Bloke wrote:
> There’s never a psychotic murderer around when you want one. No doubt
> two will come along at once then.

I'll get my axe

Darling wrote:
> that happened to you then? never happened to me

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I'm sure there's a reason for that...

Anyway, my mum thinks FHM is hardcore porn, so you can imagine her reaction to things like rubbers lying around. Madness.

There’s never a psychotic murderer around when you want one. No doubt two will come along at once then.

Darling wrote:
> MoJoJoJo wrote:
> It's like when your mum finds condoms in your room.
>
> "What? Would you rather I *wasn't* using protection?"
>
> that happened to you then? never happened to me

It happened to me awhile ago ~_~ I told her I would hoover my room, but noooo

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> It's like when your mum finds condoms in your room.
>
> "What? Would you rather I *wasn't* using protection?"

that happened to you then? never happened to me

ABs1000 SAVE US!!!!!!!111111:-(

It's like when your mum finds condoms in your room.

"What? Would you rather I *wasn't* using protection?"

I'll do it.

I LUV SEX wrote:
> I think u should let ur mum see u have strong sex wit ur girl so she
> thinks u luv her so much so she forgive u

And I think you should be put-down to prevent you from ever reproducing.