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>i should know about this from several personal experiances.
Did you not read your other thread?
How you're greatest sexual achievement is getting a girlfriend to strip down to her pants.
*flashback*
"Come on, Lois, move or something! Geez, it's like making it with a pillow!"
*end flashback*
"Peter I stayed at my mother's last weekend!"
Ahem.
Anyway, the term sack of potatos usually applies to most girls, especially for "the first time". Like Chubby Brown said - do her over a cliff, that way you KNOW she's pushing back.
> Once I had sex with this girl who didn't move or do anything at all
> the whole time. She was rubbish.
>
> It turned out 'she' was dead.
It turned out 'she' was my bed.