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"English_Bloke = cranky"

Every bloody time. The night before my first shift and I can’t bloody sleep!

Hungry too. Can fix that. Sausages, bacon, egg. Yum. Oven is warming now.

i want phone sex...

and hand sex

and stop using 'cks', Darling, that's MINE!

English_Bloke wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> Hey EB, try getting a really big pillow and hump it savagely on your
> bed. It never fails
>
> Why? I've bought one of those Barbie things

Wont your pillow get jelous.
:-o

I was in bed and didn't have my phone with me

you text me about 3am asking if i was awake..i'm guessing u wanted phone secks again...why didn't u text back earlier?

Drunk Cow wrote:
> Hey EB, try getting a really big pillow and hump it savagely on your
> bed. It never fails.
>
>
> Ah, so bored.

Why? I've bought one of those Barbie things

Darling wrote:
> E_B..is it cos i never text back last night?

Wha?

Hey EB, try getting a really big pillow and hump it savagely on your bed. It never fails.


Ah, so bored.

E_B..is it cos i never text back last night?

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Hey EB. If a learner was to drive on the motorway deliberately, what
> would happen to them?

Depends. Are they a good learner, or a bad one?

If they’re bad, they could take the wrong entrance and end up going the wrong way, then anything could happen.

At least I'm not "on the streets" tomorrow.

*Nods...or shakes from too much caffeine*