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"English_Bloke = cranky"

Every bloody time. The night before my first shift and I can’t bloody sleep!

Hungry too. Can fix that. Sausages, bacon, egg. Yum. Oven is warming now.

my picture makes every girl wet.

Due to the vomit it induces

And Alec, if you look through threads you will see that it’s not just me making these jokes.

English_Bloke wrote:

There is a difference though. I don't take myself seriously.
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I have to agree with you there, I mean, look at your picture.

;)

what?????? im so disappointed in you eb, you seemed like the guy with authoriath

I'm deadly serious

Littlest Brother wrote:
> Get over myself, surely from my claims you should be the one
> 'getting over yourself'.

There is a difference though. I don't take myself seriously.

nobody can 'get over' your mother.

She's like a mnountain

Get over myself, surely from my claims you should be the one 'getting over yourself'.

Every girl wants me

Littlest Brother wrote:
> Yes it is. You walk round making crap topics

Hmm, at 0000hours what "good" topics are there? My topics don't offend people and receive replies, which makes me think that not everyone shares your view.

> 'flirting' with every
> girl here as if they all want you. Shut up with it, I for one am
> getting incredibly bored of your egotistical attitude.

Good god man, it's just posting on a forum. It's not "flirting", it's just having a laugh.
I don't for one minute think that every girl wants me.

Stop taking everything so seriously and get over yourself.