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"I snapped my long thing :-("

My 30cm ruler I use for measuring stuff shattered in my hand, right along the text that claims it is "shatterproof".

What a waste of 65p

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> They are shatter-proof.
> In the fact that they don't explode into a million shards if you
> break them.

How many pieces does it have to break into to be considered "shattered" ?

65p for a ruler? great scot! in my day ..... (this is where you stopped listening) rar rar rar rar rar rar ...

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> They are shatter-proof.
> In the fact that they don't explode into a million shards if you
> break them.
>

Neither do wooden ones but you dont see them boasting about it! :P

I make a funny, or at least try to, and half of you wetback soggy faced inbreds complain.

Why do I bother :-(

Me and Robin are leaving.

They are shatter-proof.
In the fact that they don't explode into a million shards if you break them.

They're not indestructable.
Else they'd make spaceships out of them.

Virtuoso wrote:
>
> You collect shatter-proof rulers in a hat?

You got a problem with that? :P

Cwazy Wabbit™ wrote:
> Mine snapped when i was chewing it.
> ;O)

I was about to claim Kyz's use of innuendo as the worst ever.

I stand corrected.

Lindgren wrote:

I hat those so-called shatter-proof rulers, they break far too easily.
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You collect shatter-proof rulers in a hat?

Virtuoso wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
>
> What a crap use of innuendo.
> Tsk.
> -----------------
>
> I thought that; I knew it was a ruler before I entered the thread.

*Nods*

Mine snapped when i was chewing it.
;O)