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Internet Dating
Just a little something I wrote...
In solitary silence I sit, keyboard clicking
The hum of my monitor a background melody
Her name is Lesley-Anne, she says
We met last week in Teen chat 3
I ask her, “What’s you’re A/S/L ?”
She’s 15/Female/U.K.
She likes R&B and punk music
And we agree Busted are gay
I told her “I’m 15/M/UK”
She doesn’t know I’m thirty-two
After waiting months she finally said
“I hope some day that I will meet you”
We arranged a cinema date
for the following weekend
I’d meet her at the multiplex
On the road by McDonalds – right at the end
I waited, lonely, at the corner as agreed
Clean-shaved, in a shirt, dressed-up
A bouquet of flowers in my fist
Would she care that I am grown up?
And then I felt a steady hand
It tapped me on the shoulder
“Hi, I’m Keith from teen chat” he said
“You’re Mike? - You look much older!”
My cover blown and dreams scattered
My hopes dragged through the gutter
“I wanted a 15 year old girl” I weep
“Not a thirty-something woodcutter”
Just a little something I wrote...
In solitary silence I sit, keyboard clicking
The hum of my monitor a background melody
Her name is Lesley-Anne, she says
We met last week in Teen chat 3
I ask her, “What’s you’re A/S/L ?”
She’s 15/Female/U.K.
She likes R&B and punk music
And we agree Busted are gay
I told her “I’m 15/M/UK”
She doesn’t know I’m thirty-two
After waiting months she finally said
“I hope some day that I will meet you”
We arranged a cinema date
for the following weekend
I’d meet her at the multiplex
On the road by McDonalds – right at the end
I waited, lonely, at the corner as agreed
Clean-shaved, in a shirt, dressed-up
A bouquet of flowers in my fist
Would she care that I am grown up?
And then I felt a steady hand
It tapped me on the shoulder
“Hi, I’m Keith from teen chat” he said
“You’re Mike? - You look much older!”
My cover blown and dreams scattered
My hopes dragged through the gutter
“I wanted a 15 year old girl” I weep
“Not a thirty-something woodcutter”
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No. I was thinking about what I am going to do tommorow.
I have come to the conclusion that I shall wear socks.
I have come to the conclusion that I shall wear socks.
A 32-year old going out with a 15 year old?
Thats just plain sick.
Thats just plain sick.
Guh... You are such a moron!
rare is winner
Ignore that.
Paradox: wrote:
“Not a thirty-something woodcutter”
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Oi! Don't you dare bad-mouth a tradesman!!
Some of the few hard-working individuals left amongst modern society - and, I'm gonna be one of them, one-day, too!
:P :)
“Not a thirty-something woodcutter”
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Oi! Don't you dare bad-mouth a tradesman!!
Some of the few hard-working individuals left amongst modern society - and, I'm gonna be one of them, one-day, too!
:P :)
Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> No. I was thinking about what I am going to do tommorow.
>
> I have come to the conclusion that I shall wear socks.
Good idea
Im wearing socks that are too small for me im gettin g new pair tommorow (well a couple of new pairs)
> No. I was thinking about what I am going to do tommorow.
>
> I have come to the conclusion that I shall wear socks.
Good idea
Im wearing socks that are too small for me im gettin g new pair tommorow (well a couple of new pairs)
Solskjær wrote:
> Some of the few hard-working individuals left amongst modern society
> - and, I'm gonna be one of them, one-day, too!
That's stupid. Millions of people, every day work hard to keep their jobs. Obviously to varying levels, but they still work hard.
Just because you can't physcially see the work put in doesn't mean they're slackers.
> Some of the few hard-working individuals left amongst modern society
> - and, I'm gonna be one of them, one-day, too!
That's stupid. Millions of people, every day work hard to keep their jobs. Obviously to varying levels, but they still work hard.
Just because you can't physcially see the work put in doesn't mean they're slackers.
i think its pretty dodgey
Erm this is the 21st century... internet dating is SAFE when you use the right methods not bloody chat lines. Not that i've tried it but I'm not going to condemn it because it's becoming part of modern society cos people are sometimes too busy to meet any potential partners.
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