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Okey dokey.
*sways with drunken-ness*
"HIC"
You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right way from my wrong
Yeah
I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am
A Volvo driving soccer mom
Volvo driving soccer mom
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do
But now I'm different
Now I sing a new song
I really used to be a bad girl
I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes I used to be a real wild child
But now I am
A Volvo driving soccer mom
Volvo driving soccer mom
Volvo driving soccer mom
Volvo driving soccer mom
Volvo driving soccer mom
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cos when you need one they are never around
I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde bland middle class Republican wives
They all have blonde bland middle class Republican children
And blonde bland middle class Republican lives
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become
Volvo driving soccer moms
Volvo driving soccer mom
Volvo driving soccer mom
Volvo driving soccer mom
Volvo driving soccer mom
Volvo driving soccer mom
"Heartspark Dollarsign" by Everclear
Time stops when the whispers flare
The voices drop hard but the eyes still stare
The world resolves into a death's head grin
'Cos I walk with pride with a black girlfriend
My mom said not to bring her round
'Cos she's black my family will put her down
I'll break the white trash ties that bind
Trade a love so pure for a hate so blind
She says
Sha says
Forget the fact that I don't look like you
She says
She says
You're possessed with a power bigger than the pain
Time stops when we lay so close
In my room where we share what no one knows
From the day that we start til the day that we end
I know, I know, I know now
We will never find a place where we can just fit in
Me and my black girlfriend
She says
She says
Fend for yourself, you're alone
She says
She says
You're possessed with a power bigger than the pain
Oh a power bigger than the pain
A power bigger than the pain
Heartspark dollarsign
Heartspark dollarsign
ROCK!
Hehe.
Ah yes, Song From An American Move Pt.2. I love the music when he says 'the only thing that ever really made sense to me....', and the guitar is strumming away behind.
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun dont shine and the moon dont glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
'Whip-crack' went his swampy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
Be, too, guh, gum, be, goo, gee, goo, goo. Fli, goo, gih, goo
Oh Oh
Guh, fli, goo, guh, goo, ba, be, uh, guh, goo, be, uh, goo,
Oh
Guh, be, goo, guh, be, fli, goo, gee, goo, uh, fli, goh
Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oo, ma, ma, ma, mi, suh, fay
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f**k! Good God, God lovin',
It's no surprise to find you can't stop it.
"Song From An American Movie, pt 2" - by Everclear
Sometimes I get to a point
Where I don't give a damn about anything anymore
Sometimes I get to a point
Where I feel numb and I just don't care
Sometimes I feel like I just don't care
Yeah, sometimes I feel like I just don't care
I sit in my car and listen to the radio
I think about the past and it seems so long ago
I know the pain is slowly gonna fade
This life is gonna get better
Things are gonna be better
I wait until my ex-wife has gone away
I walk around the house
Getting lost inside the old days
I see a picture where everybody's smiling
I know I gotta keep it on the inside
I wanna get lost from my life sometimes
Sit on the side and watch the world go by
I wanna get lost and I don't know why
Sometimes I wanna get lost and I don't know why
Sometimes I wanna get lost
And just dream for a while
Waiting for my little girl
Waiting on the school bus
Going to the movies
Yeah just the two of us
Sit inside the dark and dream for a while
Our life is gonna be better
Yeah it's gonna be better
I wake up weird in the middle of the night
I walk the floor until my mind gets right
I think about the past and it makes me wanna cry
I know I gotta keep it on the inside
I wanna get lost from my life sometimes
Sit on the side and watch the world go by
I wanna get lost in the dark and dream for a while
Yeah just sit inside the dark and dream for a while
The only thing that ever makes sense to me
Is the words to a song from an American movie
The only thing that ever makes sense in my life
Is the sound of my little girl laughing
Laughing happy in the summer time
Laughing, living happy in the summer time
I'm just like everyone that I know
I am afraid of things that I don't know
Yeah I'm afraid of ever really being alone
I wanna find myself a brand new heart
I wanna find my girl and make a brand new start
I wanna find my girl and get lost in the dark
I wanna find my girl and get lost in the dark
The only thing that ever makes sense to me
Is the words to a song from an American movie
The only thing that ever makes sense in my life
Is the sound of my little girl laughing
Through the window in the summer night
I sit alone in the back yard
Wishing I could be inside
Just the sound of my little girl laughing
Makes me happy just to be alive
Sometimes I'm happy just to be alive
Yeah I'm happy just to be alive
Sometimes I'm happy just to be alive
"Amphetamine" by Everclear
She came out west to find the sun
She lost her name but found a new one
Amy goes to school all day
But at night in the neighbourhood
They call her Amphetamine
She is perfect in that f**ked up way now
Like magazines seem to wanna glorify these days
She looks like a teenage anthem
And she looks like she used to be happy with the girl inside
Yeah she looks so bored sometimes
Yeah she has that super pale skin
And those soft green eyes
She looks like she could've been happy in a better life
She came out west just to break away clean
From her family and her friends and a little girl's dream
All she wants to do every night
Is to sit beside my window and listen to the sirens
She is perfect in that f**ked up way now
Like magazines seem to wanna glorify these days
She looks like a teenage anthem
And she looks like she could've been happy in a better life
Oh in another life
Oh in another life
Yeah in another life
She came out west just to break the spell
After three long years in a marriage from Hell
Six months clean living sober and right
The doctors tell her everything'll be alright
Yeah you just take your pill
And everything'll be alright
Yeah you just take your pill
And everything'll be alright
She looks like a teenage anthem
She looks like a magazine girl
She looks like a teenage anthem
Like she used to be happy in another world
She looks like a teenage anthem
She ain't happy with the girl inside
She looks like a teenage anthem
Looks like she could've been happy in another life
Oh in another life
Happy in another life
Oh in another life
Happy in another life
Oh in another life
Happy in another life
Oh in another life
Happy in another life
I met her at a party and I took her home
She is the saddest girl that I have ever known
Yeah she wakes me up in the middle of the night
Just to tell me everything'll be alright
Amy smiles at me
And tells me everything'll be alright
Yeah Amy smiles at me
And tells me everything'll be alright
Yeah I tell myself the same damn thing
Everyday
Oh everything'll be alright
Oh everything'll be alright
Oh everything'll be alright
For shame!
I think... that Albino-man is an everclear fan
*takes cover*
There is always one in every crowd
You can hear the voices when you're alone
They sound like metal on metal
Obnoxious and loud
Don't let go
Don't listen to the sound
Of those people you know
Slowly falling apart
And falling down now
Everything is falling down now
When I think I'm alone
I'll watch the news on my girlfriend's TV
It's like a bad B-movie
Or sometimes I can't comprehend
All the stupid things that I see
So don't let go
If you can't believe your eyes
Yeah when everything they show you
Just makes you wanna cry
And you don't wanna know
That you need to remember
Life is always getting better
So don't let go
There is always one in every crowd
Yeah you see them when you think you're alone
It all just seems like science fiction
No one knows what they are talking about
So don't let go
Don't listen to the sound
Of all those people you know
Slowly falling apart
And falling down now
You need to remember
Life is always getting better
Life is always getting better
Life is always getting better
For a while
I am all f**ked up
Yeah I'm ready to break
I don't wanna be the guy who is always on the outside
I wanna find my own good place
I am all f**ked up
And I don't know how
How I ever got to where I feel like I'm dying on the inside
I wanna be happy but I don't know how
I am all f**ked up
Yeah it's always the same
I always get so close then I let it get away
I got no one but myself to blame
I am all f**ked up
And I don't know why
If the rest of my life is gonna be like this
I think I'd rather die
I am all f**ked up
There's a magical sound slidin' over the ground
Makin' it shiver and shake
And a permanent cry fallin' out of the sky
Slippery and sly like a snake
With a delicate move kind of shifty and smooth
A shadow has covered the light
Then a beam in the shade from a silvery blade
Has shattered the edge of the night
I know she waits below
Only to rise on command
When she comes for me
She's got my life in her hands
When a movement behind hit the side of my mind
I trembled and shook it away
Then another assault and I started to faulter
Fibres of steel turned to clay
With a bubbly turn now the water should churn
And push it way from the core
And a lady in white will bring sun to the night
Brighter than ever before
I know she waits below
Only to rise on command
When she comes for me
She's got my life in her hands
Lady of the lake
There's a magical sound slidin' over the ground
Makin' it shiver and shake
And a permanent cry fallin' out of the sky
Slippery and sly like a snake
With a delicate move kind of shifty and smooth
A shadow has covered the light
Then a beam in the shade from a slivery blade
Has shattered the edge of the night
Straight down I'm swirling around
Blinded and bruised by the strain
There must be some way to see
Diamonds out of the rain
I know she waits below
Only to rise on command
When she comes for me
She's got my life in her hands
Lady of the lake