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Okey dokey.
*sways with drunken-ness*
"HIC"
> Led Zeppelin- Stairway to Heaven (Page/Plant)
If you play that backwards you hear messages from satan. mwahahaha.
My favourite lyrics are Metallica - Master of Puppets, and Rage Against the Machine - Bullet in the Head and Know Your Enemy.
A black cat moans
When he's burning with the fever
A stray dog howls
When he's lonely in the night
A woman goes crazy
With the thoughts of retribution
But, a man starts weeping
When he's sick and tired of life
I keep on dreaming dreams of tomorrow
Feel I'm wasting my time
Lighting candles in the wind,
Always taking my chances
On the promise of the future
But, a heart full of sorrow
Paints a lonely tapestry
The sun is shining
But, it's raining in my heart
No one understands the heartache,
No one feels the pain,
'Cos no one ever sees the tears
When you're crying in the rain,
When you're crying in the rain,
Crying in the rain...
I can never deny
All the sweet things I have tasted
Tho' I've been mistreated
I keep coming back for more,
I know where I'm going
There's no hope of absolution
I can't seem to separate
The good times from the bad
The sun is shining
But, it's raining in my heart
No one understands the heartache,
No one feels the pain,
'Cos no one ever sees the tears
When you're crying in the rain,
When you're crying in the rain,
When you're crying in the rain,
When you're crying in the rain
The sun is shining
But, it's raining in my heart
No one understands the heartache,
No one feels the pain,
'Cos no one ever sees the tears
When you're crying in the rain,
When you're crying in the rain,
When you're crying in the rain,
When you're crying in the rain
Crying in the rain...
I don’t know dude, I think everyone’s all jealous and sh*t,
Coz I’m like the lead singer of the band dude,
And I think everybody’s got a f****** problem with me dude,
And they need to take it up with me after the show, because
[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I’m the lead singer of my band
[Eminem]
So I get offs**tage right, drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby"
They’re all like "Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my f***ing God it's Eminem!, I swear to f***ing God that you f***ing rock, please Marshall please let me suck your c*ck"
Now by now, the res**t of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks s**tart yellin' all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on s**tage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Coz they’re back on s**tage the next night with me
"Dude I jus**t think your trying to s**teal the light from me"
Yes**terday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
This rocks**tar sh*t is the life for me
And all the other guys jus**t despise me B coz
[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I’ll be the man
All because I’m the lead singer of my band
[Bridge - Eminem]
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby
[Swift]
You jus**t wanna see a n***** backwards don't you?
Ain't that how come we don't rap pro tours
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph youse a liar
And nah I'm Swift
(Oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our sh*t is smaller then like a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm all in tact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back
[?]
Look at Em little punk-ass thinking he the sh*t
*Yea I know man by himself taking all the clicks
Ay I thought we had an interview with Dj Clue
[Eminem] No I had an interview, not you two
You gon be late for sound-check
*Man I ain’t going 2 sound-check
Our mics is screwed up
*And his always sound bes**t
*You no what man, imma say something, aiyo Em
[Eminem] You got something to say?
*Man no
I thought you was about to tell him off man, whats up?
*Man imma tell him when I feel like man shutup
*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you
*Oh man whatever
I swear, I swear man
[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I’m the lead singer of my band
[Proof]
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music s**tarts (Aiyo wh-)
Ready to snap on a dumb-*ss fan
Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your band!"
We ain’t a band b*tch, we don't play ins**truments
So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
"Proof carry my bag" b*tch carry your own
Can't make it to the s**tage, security in the way
Who the f*** are you?
[Bizarre]
Godammit I’m sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis**t, slipped me some cr*ck
"Lose Yourself" video - I was in the back
"Superman" video - I was in the back
For the media, I got some sugges**tions
F*** Marshall, ask us the ques**tions
Like who are D-12, how we get s**tarted
(But what about Eminem?)
B*tch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the populares**t guy in the group
Big ass s**tomach, b*tches think I'm cute
Diddy told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up
F*** D-12, I'm outta this band
I'm bout to s**tart a group with the real Roxanne
[Eminem]
Girl why can’t you see you’re the only one for me
And it jus**t tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
You don't know my name
[Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha)
But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands (F*** Marshall)
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man (Yea)
All because I’m the new...... (Hahahah)
[Eminem & Bizarre]
My band, my band, our band, your band, our band , Roxanne, Shauntan
[Eminem - Mexican Accent]
I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa
Look out for my next single it's called "My Salsa"
My salsa salsa salsa salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa
Where did everybody go?
Led Zeppelin- Stairway to Heaven (Page/Plant)
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter
And it makes me wonder
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for
And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.
Standing there alone,
the ship is waiting.
All systems are go.
"Are you sure?"
Control is not convinced,
but the computer
has the evidence.
No need to abort.
The countdown starts.
Watching in a trance,
the crew is certain.
Nothing left to chance,
all is working.
Trying to relax
up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink."
jokes Major Tom.
The count goes on...
4, 3, 2, 1
Earth below us
drifting, falling.
Floating weightless
calling, calling home...
Second stage is cut.
We're now in orbit.
Stabilizers up,
runnning perfect.
Starting to collect
requested data.
"What will it affect
when all is done?"
thinks Major Tom.
Back at ground control,
there is a problem.
"Go to rockets full."
Not responding.
"Hello Major Tom.
Are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on.
We're standing by."
There's no reply.
4, 3, 2, 1
Earth below us
drifting, falling.
Floating weightless
calling, calling home...
Across the stratosphere,
a final message:
"Give my wife my love."
Then nothing more.
Far beneath the ship,
the world is mourning.
They don't realize
he's alive.
No one understands,
but Major Tom sees.
"Now the light commands
this is my home,
I'm coming home."
Earth below us
drifting, falling.
Floating weightless
coming home...
Earth below us
drifting, falling.
Floating weightless
coming, coming
home...
home.....
Major Tom, David Bowie.
Waking up at twelve in my clothes again
Feel my head explode from a night of gin
Another night out late
I don't want to drink, don't want to be a clown
I got to get my feet back on the ground
Before it pulls me in
How come it ended up like this
And who's gonna catch me when I'm coming down to hit the ground again
All by myself
Cause I don't want to drag you down hold you down
Cause you're a friend, I blame myself
I guess you think it's funny now, funny now
On the underground with the freaks and frowns
Looking at the world through silver clouds
But then it all came down
I've got to rise above the emotional flood
I've got to cut these ropes around my hands
Pull myself around
How come it ended up like this
And who's gonna be there when I've lost control I'm heading to crashland
All by myself
Cause I don't want to drag you down hold you down
Cause you're a friend, I blame myself
I guess you think it's funny now, funny now
All by myself, cause I don't want to drag you down,
Hold you down cause you're a friend. I blame myself
I guess you think it's funny now, funny now, it's such a shame
All by myself
Cause I don't want to drag you down hold you down
Cause you're a friend, I blame myself
I guess you think it's funny now, funny now, it's such a sin
All by myself
Cause I don't want to drag you down hold you down
Cause you're a friend, I blame myself
I guess you think it's funny now, funny now
Mmm, word count...
> Thank god this is back.
> Thankyou albino because i couldnt find it
*
^_^ My pleasure.
"Everything to Everyone" by Everclear
You put yourself in stupid places
Yes I think you know it's true
Situations where it's easy
To look down on you
I think you like to be the victim
I think you like to be in pain
I think you make yourself a victim
Almost every single day
You do what you do
You say what you say
You try to be everything to everyone
You know all the right people
You play all the right games
You try to be everything to everyone
Yeah you do it again
You always do it again
You say they taught you how to read and write
Yeah they taught you how to count
I say they taught you how to buy and sell
Your own body by the pound
I think you like to be their simple toy
I think you love to play the clown
I think you are blind to the fact
That the hand you hold is the hand that holds you down
You do what you do
Yeah you say what you say
You always try to be everything to everyone
You know all the right people
You play all the right games
You always try to be everything to everyone
Spin around and fall down
You do it again
You stumble and you fall
Yeah why won't you ever learn?
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
Yeah you stumble and you fall
I wonder if you'll ever learn
Yeah why won't you ever learn?
Come on now
Do that stupid dance for me
Oh you do what they tell you to do
You say what they say
You try to be everything to everyone
Yeah you jump through the big hoop
You play all the right games
You try to be everything to everyone
Spin around and fall down
You do it again
You stumble and you fall
Yeah you do it again
Spin around and fall down
You do it again
You stumble and you fall
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
My cherie amour, lovely as a summer day
My cherie amour, distant as a milky way
My cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my heart beats for
How I wish that you were mine
In the cafe or sometimes on a crowded street
I've been near you, but you never noticed me
My cherie amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore
That behind that little smile I wore
How I wish that you were mine
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
Maybe someday, you'll see my face amoung the crowd
Maybe someday, I'll share your little distant cloud
Oh, cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my heart beats for
How I wish that you were mine
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
Well I don't know where they come from, but they sure do come
I hope they're coming for me
And I don't know how they do it, but they do it real good
I hope they do it for free
They give me cat scratch fever
cat scratch fever
First time that I got it I was thirteen years old!
Pussycat livin' next door
And I went to see the doctor and he put me on hold
He said there wasn't no cure
He said it's cat scratch fever
cat scratch fever
He said it's cat scratch fever
cat scratch fever
I'm not in danger, I'm not in pain, I'm moving like a train
You know you got it 'cause it makes you insane
It makes you want to do it, do it, wasting my brain
Well I make that kitten happy with the tongue and the hand
She wave her tail at me
She knows just where to come to find a sensitive man
I give it to her for free
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Thankyou albino because i couldnt find it