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But only if you're Forest Fan. Enjoy.

Heh - Lowtax is God

Meka Dragon wrote:
> Well if you wish to believe the words of the Aniseedii without
> question, then you're welcome to. I, however, take many of these
> recent findings with a pinch of salt.
>
> Only the other day I discovered an ancient work, thought to be a
> soothsayer by the name of Hargreaves. His tales of the many differnet
> types of men may just have been parables, early works on diversity,
> but I fail to believe in men so mean, men with incredibly long arms
> that use them for tickling, and men of jelly.

Right, Meka Dragon your story above lost me. Congratulations.

Well if you wish to believe the words of the Aniseedii without question, then you're welcome to. I, however, take many of these recent findings with a pinch of salt.

Only the other day I discovered an ancient work, thought to be a soothsayer by the name of Hargreaves. His tales of the many differnet types of men may just have been parables, early works on diversity, but I fail to believe in men so mean, men with incredibly long arms that use them for tickling, and men of jelly.

Meka Dragon wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
>
> the one good man; Jesus.
>
> I was reading through the thirteen scrolls of the Aniseedii
> t'other day, and Mary Magdalene would appear to agree with that
> statement.
>
> Allegedly, of all of her punters, he was the best man. He paid
> handsomely too, so that she didn't reveal his liking for fudge
> tunnel.
>
> Allegedly, of course. You can never be sure of the accuracy of such
> ancient works.

Why not? There were witnesses, they saw what went on, we didn't.

Forest Fan wrote:

> the one good man; Jesus.

I was reading through the thirteen scrolls of the Aniseedii t'other day, and Mary Magdalene would appear to agree with that statement.

Allegedly, of all of her punters, he was the best man. He paid handsomely too, so that she didn't reveal his liking for fudge tunnel.

Allegedly, of course. You can never be sure of the accuracy of such ancient works.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Do you mean why did He not save Himself on the cross?

*pats forest fan on head*

Run along now little boy, and find a sense of humour.

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> Grix Thraves wrote:
> Does Jesus save for a rainy day?
>
> (I loved those pics, by the way)
>
> Meaning what?
>
> Well, "jesus saves" doesn't he. Perhaps he saves for a
> rainy day.

Do you mean why did He not save Himself on the cross?

Heh, Photoshop phriday is the bestest.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Grix Thraves wrote:
> Does Jesus save for a rainy day?
>
> (I loved those pics, by the way)
>
> Meaning what?

Well, "jesus saves" doesn't he. Perhaps he saves for a rainy day.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Does Jesus save for a rainy day?
>
> (I loved those pics, by the way)

Meaning what?