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"Annoy my dad."

Yup, this is your chance to annoy my dad.

Dad's suddenly taken in my internet surfing habits. So now he sits behind me evry time I use the PC. Muuhuuuh.

So, I've decided to annoy him as much as humanly possible, without being too obvious. Firstly, I use my ridiculously leaky headphones to listen to loud Drum and Bass while he's around. Secondly; I tap my fingers on the desk as I wait for a webpage to load.

It's up to you to think of the others.

Now; Go GO Go GO Go

Look for a mail-order bride.

make the resolution so high you have to squint to see the text

Talk to me.

Mentally torture him by:

Repeatedly maximising and minimising the page.

Emotionally torture him by:

Going to the official Stella site and load up a big picture of a pint.

Phisically torture him by:

Swinging around on your computer chair (If you have that type)

*excerpts

I can see escerpts of this thread turning up in the Daily Mail tomorrow:

"Chat rooms used to plot against parents"

Keep looking at things on the net you want and spend ages constantly turning round asking if you can get it on his credit card. Never give in, constantly find new things you want and if he says no. Find something else and jsut circle back to it later. My parents stay away from me because they know the only time I go to them is when I want money so if it works for me it'll work for you!

Play the *fap fap fap* animation.

Keep talking to him and ending it with hey dad?

This is a great chair hey dad?
I like this website its good hey dad?
Het we need broadband hey dad?


Will make him leave.

He's.... paranoid.