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"ROTK DVD for May"

In a rather shocking break from tradition new line cinema shall be releasing the lord of the rings : return of the king in may, a good 3 months earlier than usual. The extended edition (i.e the dvd that we are actually bothered about) shall still however be released nearer the end of the year.

Also i got my ROTK poster (signed by 20 of the cast) in the post today.

Huzzah.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> 6 hour extravaganza : Ian Mckellen discusses being a Gay Wizard

Not "A gay Ian McKellen discusses being a Wizard" which is far closer the truth?

Because ROTK won all the oscars, betcha that loads of people who've never been interested in it suddenly go and buy it.
They'll be unfamiliar with it and be confused by gay midget love, big gay wizards, Dracula hiding in a tower and being washed away by slow-talking trees (probably gay ones), Salla as a ginger midget with comedy lines and what appears to be a bow-wielding Afghan Hound dressed up as an Elf.

Hey, LOTR topics are holy ground you know.

"You taste of peanut butter, mister frodo"

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> *That* kiss..between Sam and Frodo
>
> I'm shocked, appalled, and quite frankly a little intrigued ....
*****
*Winks*
5 dollar I show you more...

Mystique wrote:
> A 1 hour documentry on "How to blow smoke ships"

I'd buy this on its own.

You genius.

*weeples*

Mystique wrote:
> *That* kiss..between Sam and Frodo

I'm shocked, appalled, and quite frankly a little intrigued ....

Bring on the "The One Box set" version. I say.

The ultimate director's cut lasting 72 hours, spreading over 18 discs with over 8 years of bonus features.
Featuring:

Henry Wrinkler screen tests as Gollum, and Saruman.
Deleted scenes including:
Aragorn catching Arwin getting nailed by Harry Potter round the back of the prancing pony.

*That* kiss..between Sam and Frodo

Agent Smith turning to the camera and asking Gandalf join with the Matrix.

Shelob getting slapped with an Argos catalogue.

AND MANY MORE!

32 music videos from unsigned Hobbit bands
A 1 hour documentry on "How to blow smoke ships"
2 hour "how to" on hair braiding with Legolas


AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

This'll be the "Rush out the standard version too take advantage of extra demand created by the oscars" version.

What'd be evil is if the extended version is only available in the form of a full set of all 3 editions...