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"Best advice I ever got"

My uncle talking to me when I was a wee fella.
"If anyone hits you, don't hit them back."

"Wait until they turn around and then beat their fu**ing sh*t in".

Ah, the memories.

Better then my dads.

"Pretend you don't want to fight, then grab their balls, squeeze as tight as you can and don't let go"

Iv'e never tried it, seems worryingly gay to me.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> My dude of a grampa (that passed in january) used to give me lessons
> on how to protect my womanly self.
>
> 'smack' em between the eyes, or kick em if you can.. all else fails
> give em one ARD inbetween the crotch!'
>
> worked to. I gonna miss those lessons

Always works.

Well I have changed my name in penance for my actions.

I am never ever saying 'passed' again without a link word like..'away'

I would take offence but he was a cheeky bugga he would of said it if you didnt.


Still....


...shameful

Shameful

Passed what? Wind?

I'm sorry, I really am. It was completely sick joke and uncalled for and I am truly sorry, I should be ashamed of myself

My dude of a grampa (that passed in january) used to give me lessons on how to protect my womanly self.

'smack' em between the eyes, or kick em if you can.. all else fails give em one ARD inbetween the crotch!'

worked to. I gonna miss those lessons

Yes.

Beat their sh.. in?
What?

You're pikeys aren't you?
D'ya loike dargs?

My uncle talking to me when I was a wee fella.
"If anyone hits you, don't hit them back."

"Wait until they turn around and then beat their fu**ing sh*t in".

Ah, the memories.