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"Best advice I ever got"

My uncle talking to me when I was a wee fella.
"If anyone hits you, don't hit them back."

"Wait until they turn around and then beat their fu**ing sh*t in".

Ah, the memories.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Once, when I was about 15, my sister told me to 'grow some
> pubes'
>
> I think she was a later starter or something.

Well, she was only 12 at the time, cut her some slack.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> "The best way to a man's heart is through his rib cage with a
> sledge hammer."

had to be popped for this

:D

"Never kick a man when he's down ... wait 'til he starts to get up, then put the boot in."

Once, when I was about 15, my sister told me to 'grow some pubes'

I think she was a later starter or something.

I'll never forget the advice my dad gave to me :

"You little bas***d, what the hell have you done??? Sometimes I wish you'd never been born ..."

Ah, the memories ...

Your uncle = my dad.

"The best way to a man's heart is through his rib cage with a sledge hammer."

Reminds me of a piece of advice my old nan used to give to me often....

"Do that again and I'll punch your lights out. And don't think I'm too afraid of your scrotum to inflict pain in that area, either"

Ah, those were the days. Then she got all aggressive.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> My dude of a grampa (that passed in january) used to give me lessons
> on how to protect my womanly self.
>
> 'smack' em between the eyes, or kick em if you can.. all else fails
> give em one ARD inbetween the crotch!'
>
> worked to. I gonna miss those lessons

Give them one hard in the crotch?

I daresay that'll stop any bloke attacking you, yes :)

"If they tell you to touch it, you damn well touch it and you touch it hard. "