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But it gets better.
I walk past the group and they're trying to stiffle their laughs and maintain their "chav pride". It's like "gay pride", but they wear more caps and aren't old enough to grow handlebar moustaches. I get up the road a bit, and I can hear them going "You got seen by some geezer", and "I can't believe some stranger just came round the corner". Then I get a bit further and the kid eventually shouts out "Hey mate, did you see anything?". What happens next is a work of unbridled genius: "Nah, it was too small". A simple joke for simple people. The reaction was wicked, his mates started clapping, cheering and laughing at him, saying "You got cained by some stranger!". The kid was miffed, his mates were laughing at him, and I had possibly the easiest put-down of a chav ever.
The end. Yay me!
But it gets better.
I walk past the group and they're trying to stiffle their laughs and maintain their "chav pride". It's like "gay pride", but they wear more caps and aren't old enough to grow handlebar moustaches. I get up the road a bit, and I can hear them going "You got seen by some geezer", and "I can't believe some stranger just came round the corner". Then I get a bit further and the kid eventually shouts out "Hey mate, did you see anything?". What happens next is a work of unbridled genius: "Nah, it was too small". A simple joke for simple people. The reaction was wicked, his mates started clapping, cheering and laughing at him, saying "You got cained by some stranger!". The kid was miffed, his mates were laughing at him, and I had possibly the easiest put-down of a chav ever.
The end. Yay me!
Well done :D
cries
Yes, CHUCKLE!!!!
Tee-hee!
> Then I get a bit further and the kid eventually shouts out "Hey mate, did you see anything?". What happens next is a work of unbridled genius: "Nah, it was too small".
I can't believe that the bloke who was taking a leek didn't use the comeback "yeah but no but yeah size isn't everything, as long as I can deliver a healthy dose of man juice then I still am able to father a child, thus ensuring I pass my genes onto another generation!"
Count yourself lucky mate.
> I can't believe that the bloke who was taking a leek didn't use the
> comeback "yeah but no but yeah size isn't everything, as long as
> I can deliver a healthy dose of man juice then
That first part sounded right but
>I still am able to father a child, thus ensuring I pass my genes onto >another generation!"
you slipped back into intelligent speak for the second half and they wouldn't say that surely. I doubt if they could even understand the last part.
> Yay me!
Yay you indeed. It's not so much them saying anything to me which would unnerve me but if any of them approach it can be a little intimidating.