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So I was walking to my girlfriend's house last night. It was about 8:30pm, and I don't normally see anyone on my walk there. But as I approached the bench at the bottom of my road, I see a group of chavs sitting about, being chavvie. Thanks to the paranoia of modern day society, it made me feel a bit edgy that I was going to have to walk through this group of 15-16 year olds, but I told myself that no-one was going to stop me simply walking down the street. But when I got a bit closer, I realised that one of them was standing on the kerb, peeing into the road! What a skank! But I carried on walking towards them, not letting even the chance of smelling fresh wee-wee stop me, and this kid gets really embarrassed that he's been caught out. Not only that, but his mates are laughing at him too. This is excellent, I've put-down a chav without even saying anything!

But it gets better.

I walk past the group and they're trying to stiffle their laughs and maintain their "chav pride". It's like "gay pride", but they wear more caps and aren't old enough to grow handlebar moustaches. I get up the road a bit, and I can hear them going "You got seen by some geezer", and "I can't believe some stranger just came round the corner". Then I get a bit further and the kid eventually shouts out "Hey mate, did you see anything?". What happens next is a work of unbridled genius: "Nah, it was too small". A simple joke for simple people. The reaction was wicked, his mates started clapping, cheering and laughing at him, saying "You got cained by some stranger!". The kid was miffed, his mates were laughing at him, and I had possibly the easiest put-down of a chav ever.

The end. Yay me!

So I was walking to my girlfriend's house last night. It was about 8:30pm, and I don't normally see anyone on my walk there. But as I approached the bench at the bottom of my road, I see a group of chavs sitting about, being chavvie. Thanks to the paranoia of modern day society, it made me feel a bit edgy that I was going to have to walk through this group of 15-16 year olds, but I told myself that no-one was going to stop me simply walking down the street. But when I got a bit closer, I realised that one of them was standing on the kerb, peeing into the road! What a skank! But I carried on walking towards them, not letting even the chance of smelling fresh wee-wee stop me, and this kid gets really embarrassed that he's been caught out. Not only that, but his mates are laughing at him too. This is excellent, I've put-down a chav without even saying anything!

But it gets better.

I walk past the group and they're trying to stiffle their laughs and maintain their "chav pride". It's like "gay pride", but they wear more caps and aren't old enough to grow handlebar moustaches. I get up the road a bit, and I can hear them going "You got seen by some geezer", and "I can't believe some stranger just came round the corner". Then I get a bit further and the kid eventually shouts out "Hey mate, did you see anything?". What happens next is a work of unbridled genius: "Nah, it was too small". A simple joke for simple people. The reaction was wicked, his mates started clapping, cheering and laughing at him, saying "You got cained by some stranger!". The kid was miffed, his mates were laughing at him, and I had possibly the easiest put-down of a chav ever.

The end. Yay me!

Hilarious! Thing is, if you said that to the same bunch round my end, they'd come at you with metal poles and Mac-10s...

Well done :D

Heh great studd... but you're warned???

Great [I]stuff[/I} I meant to say...

Whoops

I'll stop now

cries

That made me chuckle

Yes, CHUCKLE!!!!

Tee-hee!

monkey_man wrote:

> Then I get a bit further and the kid eventually shouts out "Hey mate, did you see anything?". What happens next is a work of unbridled genius: "Nah, it was too small".

I can't believe that the bloke who was taking a leek didn't use the comeback "yeah but no but yeah size isn't everything, as long as I can deliver a healthy dose of man juice then I still am able to father a child, thus ensuring I pass my genes onto another generation!"

Count yourself lucky mate.

The sagacious one wrote:

> I can't believe that the bloke who was taking a leek didn't use the
> comeback "yeah but no but yeah size isn't everything, as long as
> I can deliver a healthy dose of man juice then

That first part sounded right but

>I still am able to father a child, thus ensuring I pass my genes onto >another generation!"

you slipped back into intelligent speak for the second half and they wouldn't say that surely. I doubt if they could even understand the last part.

monkey_man wrote:

> Yay me!

Yay you indeed. It's not so much them saying anything to me which would unnerve me but if any of them approach it can be a little intimidating.