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But it gets better.
I walk past the group and they're trying to stiffle their laughs and maintain their "chav pride". It's like "gay pride", but they wear more caps and aren't old enough to grow handlebar moustaches. I get up the road a bit, and I can hear them going "You got seen by some geezer", and "I can't believe some stranger just came round the corner". Then I get a bit further and the kid eventually shouts out "Hey mate, did you see anything?". What happens next is a work of unbridled genius: "Nah, it was too small". A simple joke for simple people. The reaction was wicked, his mates started clapping, cheering and laughing at him, saying "You got cained by some stranger!". The kid was miffed, his mates were laughing at him, and I had possibly the easiest put-down of a chav ever.
The end. Yay me!
> Yes
how can one word contain so much sarcasm? look, it's literally bursting with it.
> If I tried that I'd get malkieeed
is that haggis bashing speak for 'aroused' ? ;D
they were 'startled' by a wild eyed unhinged looking peeping tom, who followed one of the poor lads into the bushes as he went to answer the call of nature. several of his friends tried to tackle the man, but were thrown clear as the dangerous looking drooling individual insisted on trying to get a good look, and was mumbling something about "my precious".