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"Gingers day --- not had one of these for a while!!"

Yep!

Today in the world of the tiniest red headed foxé laday I want to share some boring and some most exhilerating facts about my day!


Well, I woke up and did the usual... realise the dier need to pee was inevitable but tried to hold it in for roughly half an hour as usual then giving up - doing the biz to return to sleep. Waking to an alarm... for the second time then hitting that blasted SNOOZE button so everyone else in the house will wake up within the next scheduled five minutes.. re occuringly!

I get in the shower - get dressed and doll up a little then proceed to dry my hair and eat frosted flakes (part of the regular routine of the last few months or so...) before I text the arseeeee that gives me a lift to work every sunday morn.

This morning we needed to pick up another colleage in Basildon which is about a twenty minute drive from where i live....

This is of course under normal circumstances in which you drive with some kind of love for life unlike the guy that waas trying to give me the runs.

he enters 30mph roads at seventy and decides to 'whatta the hella? we'll uhh break last minute and give claire a heart attack and a few bricks for fun...'

I thought I'd lose my life when he started to text this kid we was getting whilst driving at 70... in a country road for extra strong mints for his exceedingly bad breath. (so i ripped it from him and said DRIVE like you want to live...)

Anyway. I get to work. Its busy as heck so i do the whole deuce bigalow thing and accidentally get wet in certain area - infront of some dirty rotten fellow I want to kick hard in his yellow tea stained snappers!

I sell a £325 tank because I am cool and have nuisance with those pikey families that cant make up their mind... 'so I want the neon... no that one' When there are maybe 200 identical neons swimming as one entity!

I get a phone call - CLAIRE ITS FOR YOUUUUU HOOOOO! I expect it to be some sod complaining about the dead fish they just flushed down the bog but its my boss... and he wants to give me a pay rise and a chance to work more hours! What?? who cares a wooooooooooooooooo yea and funky chicken dance is necassary at thus point on... of course!


---- My uncle, nan and cousins stroll in for some fish. They do the whole 'feed them claire.. ooo and them' then gasp and call me a freak when I put my hands in with pirhana's and puffas etc.

BUT!!!! The funniest thing happened I tell thee....

A malnourished and dying puffa fish was taken to a colleages home last week to be better. While he was in the new tank he managed to fill up on digesting FIVE angel fish so now this little bugga was truly in ore of FLESH!

I drop in the muscle...
He darts across the tabk at record rate...
He completely throws himself into the air propelling his body from the water up the corner of the tank I'm standing at...

Me and my lil cousin in shock scream at the top of our voices and run away.. she then proceeds to cry her eyes out not realising it wasnt out to get her..

Anyway. I return home and have been studying for my theory and hazard driving test at chelmsford tomorrow.

Im scared - hints would be helpful.

I realise this time - i did not stack it, get caught on a toilet seat or puke at the entrance of Alton Towers --- after a full 6 hour journey.

o well I love yee as usual xx Ginge xx

Paradox: wrote:
> Breasts

Agreed.

Gah, what am I doing, looking at fish tanks?!? I'm actually thinking of buying one for next year...

But anyway, they sound rather vulnerable, being suspectible to this neon tetra disease and eating their own eggs. Hmmm.... but they do glow though...

Breasts

Lil Ginge wrote:
> L'Azul wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> yea way to march in march....
>
> Tomorrow = Theory exam
>
> 6th march = me and sams two year anniversary *woooo*
>
> 8th march = Azul's drumming Exam.
> >
> 12th march = ME 18!!!
>
> And then on the 21st of march MOTHERS DAY! (for those of you who
> dont
> know yet!)
>
> There, that's better.
>
>
> I am SO sorry...

So you should be.
:(
I'm hurt. Hurt bad.

L'Azul wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> yea way to march in march....
>
> Tomorrow = Theory exam
>
> 6th march = me and sams two year anniversary *woooo*
>
> 8th march = Azul's drumming Exam.
> >
> 12th march = ME 18!!!
>
> And then on the 21st of march MOTHERS DAY! (for those of you who
> dont
> know yet!)
>
> There, that's better.


I am SO sorry...

I missed that out. And the other dudes b'day.

So self centered so sorry. *hit me*

Icarus wrote:
> Really, there are real, neon fish? Say if I wanted ten of those, in a
> preinstalled water tank with neon lights on the edges, how much would
> all that cost?

http://fish.orbust.net/neontetra.html

and http://www.wickfordaquatics.mysite.freeserve.com/

(dont mind dodgy pic)

You could get a little tank with a filter and lights and the lot for about 40 - 50 quid as a package.


Slightly cheaper if you buy a plain glass tank and add other stuff. So you are looking at thirty - thirty five with a neon light attachment!

Cool!

Lil Ginge wrote:
> yea way to march in march....
>
> Tomorrow = Theory exam
>
> 6th march = me and sams two year anniversary *woooo*
>
> 8th march = Azul's drumming Exam.
>
> 12th march = ME 18!!!
>
> And then on the 21st of march MOTHERS DAY! (for those of you who dont
> know yet!)

There, that's better.

yea way to march in march....

Tomorrow = Theory exam

6th march = me and sams two year anniversary *woooo*

12th march = ME 18!!!

And then on the 21st of march MOTHERS DAY! (for those of you who dont know yet!)

Really, there are real, neon fish? Say if I wanted ten of those, in a preinstalled water tank with neon lights on the edges, how much would all that cost?

Lil Ginge wrote:
> I would like to say at this point that gingers are not only supposed
> to be the friskiest in bed that we are a damn sexy and most rare
> legion on women.
>
> We are to be taken seriously and given much respect - and you do not
> deserve th likes of this piece of fine ass.

DAMN STRAIGHT!
*Ahem*

> Go tug away on some fake porn whilst pretending you have a future.
>
> Go on hop along jimmmy... not wanted here. off with you fiend

Ahaha.
Told.
*********

Lil Ginge wrote:
> Lan Di wrote:
> Awww I cant wait till my birthday.
> March 12th give me presents!
>
>
> THATS MY BIRTHDAY TOOO!!
>
> Did you read other post???
>
>
> IM 18 ON THAT DAY!
>
> wowwwwwwwww

OMG! 4 days after my drumming exam.
Cool. And stuff.