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"Kelis = Dirty Skank, babe in Speedway = Oo-er"

It's utter pants, I was flicking through the channels when I decided to check the music channels to see if Speedway: Can't Turn Back would be on. Well it wasn't but they were doing a top 10 chart run down on The Box. I decided to watch it and I died a little bit inside. It was shockingly bad! The cha cha slide was at number 1, Toxic at number 2, Kelis was 3 or 4 I can't remember what one Phixx was and Speedway was nowhere to be found. I don't like any of speedways other songs but I definitely think it is better than that skank Kelis and her little song about how dirty old men come to her decrepid bar. Grrr I lost faith in all the 12 year old girls out there that make up the charts after that. Oh well...

unknown kernel wrote:
> Anyway, I don't think it can be any
> worse than the average pop starlet's video: Britney, Beyonce,
> Christina Aguilera - they all use their bodies to sell substandard
> music. At least some of Kelis' stuff is alright.

Well at least you are admitting you haven't seen it because you wouldn't be saying that if you had. Sure they use their bodies but their videos aren't have as bad. She sells her body, it's filled with inuendo, she acts like nothing more than a prostitute throughout and her song is painfully repetitive.

Well I had regained some faith after Madworld got to Christmas Number 1 (although I was rooting for the Darkness) I felt that Madworld was the better song but The Darkness one was actually festive. That one just put a downer on christmas.

Cub!st wrote:
> unknown kernel wrote:
> Kelis is a babe not a skank. You should download the Millionaire
> track she did with Andre 3000 from Outkast. It's good.
>
> Have you seen the video for Milkshake or whatever it's called? No
> self respecting musician would do that in a video but that skank did
> because you would chew you up and spit you out boi! Ahem, anyway
> that's my thoughts on her.

I haven't seen it, no, because I don't really watch TV, especially the music channels. If it's as good as you make it sound then I'll definitely be downloading it! Anyway, I don't think it can be any worse than the average pop starlet's video: Britney, Beyonce, Christina Aguilera - they all use their bodies to sell substandard music. At least some of Kelis' stuff is alright.

Cub!st wrote:
> Grrr I lost
> faith in all the 12 year old girls out there that make up the charts
> after that. Oh well...

Only now? damn, I'd given up on the charts years ago.

Well, Muse were supported by Element (who were excellent) and apparently the support act for Pink got naked or something (who knows?).

I almost got flattened at the front though...

Well Pink's obviously a solo artist before you nit pick but yeh.

Memorandum! wrote:
> Back on Saturday some people I know were at a Pink concert while, at
> the same time, I was at a Muse gig.
>
> I know who got the better end of the deal.

That's a hard one they are both great bands, especially with Muse's new album absolution. Stockholm syndrome is great, very hard choice.

*she

buh two spelling mistakes already

Cub!st wrote:
> Memorandum! wrote:
> No you said you were a big fan of Pink
>
> I am a big fan of PINK she's great

Back on Saturday some people I know were at a Pink concert while, at the same time, I was at a Muse gig.

I know who got the better end of the deal.

unknown kernel wrote:
> Kelis is a babe not a skank. You should download the Millionaire
> track she did with Andre 3000 from Outkast. It's good.

Have you seen the video for Milkshake or whatever it's called? No self respecting musician would do that in a video but that skank did because you would chew you up and spit you out boi! Ahem, anyway that's my thoughts on her.