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"Average male penis size in the U.K"

I just found out what the average male penis size for u.k residents, its 6inches, a measly 6inches! can you believe that! no wonder our women like big black men!

Then the boys are being polite. We're experts, been doing it for years. We know how it works. Girls just either guess, get it horribly wrong, or try and copy what they saw in a porno their boyfriend made them watch once.

MoJoJoJo wrote:

> girls just ARE crap at it.

I've had no complaints.... :P

Azul wrote:
> Der Nazi wrote:
> A few years back, some Italian scientists decided that they'd find
> out how much weight a man can carry on his erect member.
>
> As you do.
> ...
>
> Were they bored, and just kinda thought, "I-a knowa! A'll putta
> ma weightsa ona ma thinga! Ai ai ai!"

Hehehe. Then afterwards.

'AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE'

And of course

'Mamma Mia!'

"What type of vain idiot would measure their own dick?"

Um...

Truth be told, ain't measured the old weapon of mass destruction for a couple of years. Still got a thing in FHM for you to slap it on and check the length.

Oh yes.

And Lil Ginge - girls just ARE crap at it. One lad may like one thing, and after a lot of practice you can do it the way he likes, but for another lad that won't do squat. Leave it to the experts - girls can do things SO much better.

Der Nazi wrote:
> A few years back, some Italian scientists decided that they'd find
> out how much weight a man can carry on his erect member.

As you do.
...

Were they bored, and just kinda thought, "I-a knowa! A'll putta ma weightsa ona ma thinga! Ai ai ai!"

cookie monster wrote:
> ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Below average again.
> My life story :P
>
> Tie a weight to it.

Time for a pointless fact that's only party relevant!

A few years back, some Italian scientists decided that they'd find out how much weight a man can carry on his erect member.

The highest weight achieved was a creditable 3.5 lb.

cookie monster wrote:
> Lindgren wrote:
> I'm not too fussed about size. I don't know too many women that are
> to be honest. Yup, you can all breathe easy now.
>
> Gah, you are just saying that to catch us off guard. Then when we
> pull down our pants you mock us.
>
> I can still hear the laughter...

Damn, they're onto me...

ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Below average again.
> My life story :P

Tie a weight to it.

Below average again.
My life story :P

cookie monster wrote:
> I can still hear the laughter...

Bless.

I think a lot of it is to do with the type of person you are though. Confidence is all with women in my experience, (God, I'm only 19 and yet I sound, ooh, nearly 22). I mean, I'm not king ding-a-ling, but I'm happy with what I got.